Kelsey McKinney

I love it!

I love it!

Huge news! Our Dowager Queen, Kelsey McKinney, wrote a New York Times best-selling book of beautiful essays about gossip. It's called You Didn't Hear This From Me, mostly true notes on gossip, and I am obsessed. It's about how we use gossip to learn about ourselves. It's about Britney Spears and Weston Caleb and Gilgamesh and Picasso. It's so fun.

Huge news! Our Dowager Queen, Kelsey McKinney, wrote a New York Times best-selling book of beautiful essays about gossip. It's called You Didn't Hear This From Me, mostly true notes on gossip, and I am obsessed. It's about how we use gossip to learn about ourselves. It's about Britney Spears and Weston Caleb and Gilgamesh and Picasso. It's so fun.

And not to be biased, but I kind of think it's pretty excellent. It's out right now in a hardback and a super sexy audiobook, which Kelsey narrates. You can buy wherever you buy your books. You can also go to KelseyMcKinneyBook.com to see all retailers.

And not to be biased, but I kind of think it's pretty excellent. It's out right now in a hardback and a super sexy audiobook, which Kelsey narrates. You can buy wherever you buy your books. You can also go to KelseyMcKinneyBook.com to see all retailers.

This creates chaos. Celeste is like on the phone. Jane assumes she's on the phone with Charles and Celeste is like yelling, right? She's like, you snake, you absolute snake. Like, you know, I only cared about the figs. Meanwhile, the construction workers are like, you know, checking up on a concrete platform. They pour God knows when for the fig to be on Celeste.

This creates chaos. Celeste is like on the phone. Jane assumes she's on the phone with Charles and Celeste is like yelling, right? She's like, you snake, you absolute snake. Like, you know, I only cared about the figs. Meanwhile, the construction workers are like, you know, checking up on a concrete platform. They pour God knows when for the fig to be on Celeste.

Muffy comes out of the house and Celeste's tone, like, immediately changes. And she begins to, like, plead. She's like, Muffy, you know I love these. Like, Charles is the enemy. You cannot collude with him. She's like, pick me, choose me, give Fig to me.

Muffy comes out of the house and Celeste's tone, like, immediately changes. And she begins to, like, plead. She's like, Muffy, you know I love these. Like, Charles is the enemy. You cannot collude with him. She's like, pick me, choose me, give Fig to me.

Muffy is standing with her arms like cross and she's like, Celeste, do you remember what I asked you to do when I went on vacation? And Celeste is like, water your herb garden? And Muffy's like, yes. And you didn't do that. And Celeste is like, yes, I did. I went every night late at night and I watered them.

Muffy is standing with her arms like cross and she's like, Celeste, do you remember what I asked you to do when I went on vacation? And Celeste is like, water your herb garden? And Muffy's like, yes. And you didn't do that. And Celeste is like, yes, I did. I went every night late at night and I watered them.

And Muffy is like, they all died. And Celeste is like, well, I don't. And Muffy is just like, I can't like I'm not having this conversation anymore. Like we're done here. And Celeste is like, but what about my fig? Like, I love it so much. And Muffy's like, well, I love figs, too. And I bought the fig right this way, gentlemen. And she shows the construction workers where to put them.

And Muffy is like, they all died. And Celeste is like, well, I don't. And Muffy is just like, I can't like I'm not having this conversation anymore. Like we're done here. And Celeste is like, but what about my fig? Like, I love it so much. And Muffy's like, well, I love figs, too. And I bought the fig right this way, gentlemen. And she shows the construction workers where to put them.

I love it! At this point, Celeste freaks out. She's like in front of the forklift. She has to be restrained by the hot boyfriend. Jane is like, this is the most interesting thing to happen to this neighborhood in years.

I love it! At this point, Celeste freaks out. She's like in front of the forklift. She has to be restrained by the hot boyfriend. Jane is like, this is the most interesting thing to happen to this neighborhood in years.

Wow. After this whole event, the next day, the hot boyfriend like sets up a giant tent in the backyard. And Jane is like, this is terrible. Like now I can't see the hot boyfriend anymore. I have no idea what's going on over there. Right. Like he's inside the tent.

Wow. After this whole event, the next day, the hot boyfriend like sets up a giant tent in the backyard. And Jane is like, this is terrible. Like now I can't see the hot boyfriend anymore. I have no idea what's going on over there. Right. Like he's inside the tent.

And then there's like a week where nothing happens. Yeah. And this is where Jane realizes she has like a big problem because the big fight, this like huge blow up fight, happened very conveniently in her front yard at full volume. Sure. But also she hears people in the neighborhood talking about like Instagram posts, next door posts. And Jane doesn't know how to get to those things.

And then there's like a week where nothing happens. Yeah. And this is where Jane realizes she has like a big problem because the big fight, this like huge blow up fight, happened very conveniently in her front yard at full volume. Sure. But also she hears people in the neighborhood talking about like Instagram posts, next door posts. And Jane doesn't know how to get to those things.