Kelsey McKinney

Oh, because she's no lady. What do you think she should do here? Call her son. She really wants to know what's going on.

Oh, because she's no lady. What do you think she should do here? Call her son. She really wants to know what's going on.

Jane is like, this is petty drama. You know who loves petty drama? Teens. So she's like, I'll invite my teenage granddaughter over to spend the weekend. I'll get her takeout food and then I'll tell her this whole saga. And then she'll probably help me find out what's going on online. Oh, delicious. I love it. Lovely bonding. This works perfectly. The teen comes over, she eats her takeout.

Jane is like, this is petty drama. You know who loves petty drama? Teens. So she's like, I'll invite my teenage granddaughter over to spend the weekend. I'll get her takeout food and then I'll tell her this whole saga. And then she'll probably help me find out what's going on online. Oh, delicious. I love it. Lovely bonding. This works perfectly. The teen comes over, she eats her takeout.

She's like, well, what's happening now? And Jane's like, I don't know. It's all online and I can't see it. The teen within like minutes has all of this stuff pulled up, right? Like she has like the Instagrams up. She has posts up. She begins to show Jane specific posts about this. The first post she shows is from the artist who made the fig. His widow has posted a photo of the fig.

She's like, well, what's happening now? And Jane's like, I don't know. It's all online and I can't see it. The teen within like minutes has all of this stuff pulled up, right? Like she has like the Instagrams up. She has posts up. She begins to show Jane specific posts about this. The first post she shows is from the artist who made the fig. His widow has posted a photo of the fig.

With a caption that's like, this fig is by my late husband. And the location of the piece as the private collection of Celeste's last name.

With a caption that's like, this fig is by my late husband. And the location of the piece as the private collection of Celeste's last name.

There's more, baby. It's wheels within wheels. Celeste is posting like an endless amount of like... Photos of her fig, posts about how sad she is about her fig, posts about how Muffy like stole her fig.

There's more, baby. It's wheels within wheels. Celeste is posting like an endless amount of like... Photos of her fig, posts about how sad she is about her fig, posts about how Muffy like stole her fig.

The granddaughter is like, we don't need to look at this page because it's just like Muffy's boyfriend posting thirst traps. And Jane's like, what's a thirst trap? And then her granddaughter shows her one of the posts and she's like, oh, I know. I understand. Yes. I love these. Thank you. I love it. Muffy's posts are mostly about her hot boyfriend.

The granddaughter is like, we don't need to look at this page because it's just like Muffy's boyfriend posting thirst traps. And Jane's like, what's a thirst trap? And then her granddaughter shows her one of the posts and she's like, oh, I know. I understand. Yes. I love these. Thank you. I love it. Muffy's posts are mostly about her hot boyfriend.

But there is also a picture that's like a flyer for what is titled her herb garden relaunch party. Oh, my God. And it has like a date and a time and it has a picture of the fig on it. These people are fucked.

But there is also a picture that's like a flyer for what is titled her herb garden relaunch party. Oh, my God. And it has like a date and a time and it has a picture of the fig on it. These people are fucked.

This is what happens when you have too much money. It's like none of these problems are real.

This is what happens when you have too much money. It's like none of these problems are real.

Jane's granddaughter is like, we have to go to the party. We're going to the herb garden relaunch party. And Jane's like, well, we weren't invited. And the teen granddaughter is like, but it's posted on Instagram publicly. Like, we can go. Do you think that that's true? Do you think they can go?

Jane's granddaughter is like, we have to go to the party. We're going to the herb garden relaunch party. And Jane's like, well, we weren't invited. And the teen granddaughter is like, but it's posted on Instagram publicly. Like, we can go. Do you think that that's true? Do you think they can go?

Yeah.

Yeah.