Kelsey McKinney

Jane is like, I'm old fashioned. We're not showing up at this woman's house without being invited to the party. Sure. She's like, but I will call Muffy and ask her. And the granddaughter's like, great. So Jane calls Muffy and she's like, Muffy, what's up with this giant tent in your backyard? Yeah. Because there is a huge tent there. And Muffy's like, oh, my God, I haven't seen you. That's crazy.

Jane is like, I'm old fashioned. We're not showing up at this woman's house without being invited to the party. Sure. She's like, but I will call Muffy and ask her. And the granddaughter's like, great. So Jane calls Muffy and she's like, Muffy, what's up with this giant tent in your backyard? Yeah. Because there is a huge tent there. And Muffy's like, oh, my God, I haven't seen you. That's crazy.

Like, where have you been? And Jane's like, I've been at my house. Like, I'm always at my house. And Muffy's like, oh, okay. Well, so sorry I haven't seen you. But I'm having this huge herb garden party. I'm relaunching my herb garden tomorrow. If you want to swing by, I would love to have you. And Jane's like, great.

Like, where have you been? And Jane's like, I've been at my house. Like, I'm always at my house. And Muffy's like, oh, okay. Well, so sorry I haven't seen you. But I'm having this huge herb garden party. I'm relaunching my herb garden tomorrow. If you want to swing by, I would love to have you. And Jane's like, great.

They go over there. The party is like beautiful. The tent has been removed from the backyard. And now Jane can see that like a huge transformation has taken place. Like the new herb garden has been planted. It's like twice as big. It has little like handmade signs. Muffy has made herby cocktails. There's like little appetizers. It's like very lovely little party.

They go over there. The party is like beautiful. The tent has been removed from the backyard. And now Jane can see that like a huge transformation has taken place. Like the new herb garden has been planted. It's like twice as big. It has little like handmade signs. Muffy has made herby cocktails. There's like little appetizers. It's like very lovely little party.

And also there is now art everywhere. Like not only are the figs there and like lit from below with little spotlights, there's also like a ton of other garden themed art. There's like a giant rosemary sprig and like a concrete trowel sculpture and like all this shit.

And also there is now art everywhere. Like not only are the figs there and like lit from below with little spotlights, there's also like a ton of other garden themed art. There's like a giant rosemary sprig and like a concrete trowel sculpture and like all this shit.

All correct.

All correct.

Jade is like, let's go stand next to Muffy, like to her granddaughter. So they're like talking to Muffy and Muffy is like talking about all of this art with the air of someone who has like bought art for decades, right? Like she's like, oh, I know all about art. Like I love buying these things.

Jade is like, let's go stand next to Muffy, like to her granddaughter. So they're like talking to Muffy and Muffy is like talking about all of this art with the air of someone who has like bought art for decades, right? Like she's like, oh, I know all about art. Like I love buying these things.

It's like very much one of those things where she's like talking about like the finances of buying art more than the actual art. She's talking about like dealers and acquisitions and purchase prices and like all of this stuff. All right. Okay. And Jane is just like, what is going on? This is crazy. At this point, Celeste shows up. Uh-huh. She is dressed beautifully. Overdressed, one might say.

It's like very much one of those things where she's like talking about like the finances of buying art more than the actual art. She's talking about like dealers and acquisitions and purchase prices and like all of this stuff. All right. Okay. And Jane is just like, what is going on? This is crazy. At this point, Celeste shows up. Uh-huh. She is dressed beautifully. Overdressed, one might say.

And she goes up directly to Muffy. And she's like, how much did you pay for the thing? I will buy it off of you.

And she goes up directly to Muffy. And she's like, how much did you pay for the thing? I will buy it off of you.

$50,000?

$50,000?

$50,000. What? Isn't that like a nurse's income? Yes. It's like more than a teacher bakes.

$50,000. What? Isn't that like a nurse's income? Yes. It's like more than a teacher bakes.