Kelsey McKinney
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607 appearances
6 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard Feb 2025
Kelsey McKinney’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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That doesn't act. What? Yes.
Do you believe in ghosts?
Okay, me too. And I'm like, if someone who lived in a house told me I couldn't stay there because there was a ghost there, I would be like, is the ghost nice? Correct. And then if they said no, I would be like, cool. I'm not staying here. That's not my business.
But our girl has like true, like first girl dead in a horror movie brain where she is like, well, I'm actually different because I'm a girl boss and ghosts can't hurt girl bosses.
There's a fucking ghost. Okay. Also more terrifying than a ghost, right? Because I know what you're thinking if you haven't seen this movie. You're thinking like maybe he's a little blurry. Exactly. Maybe he's like transparent. Maybe he has no legs. Maybe his body, you can't touch it, right? Like typical depictions of ghosts. No.
What this actually is, is a full man who is fully embodied, who is giant, and from 1920, who is just in the same house as you. Like, in some ways, that's scarier than a ghost. I'm like, I don't know. Absolutely not.
I don't know.
It kind of is an ACAB movie in that she calls the police. They do not help her. And then they leave.
But another thing that you've skipped over, at some point during this, before she calls the police... He picks her up over his shoulder, carries her outside and sets her down. And as he's doing this, the producers, God bless them, give us a shot from behind this man where he is like, I don't know, this man played fucking hockey or something. Like he is caked up. Like this man has a giant ass.
He is cake the fuck up. He's huge. And he carries her outside like she's nothing. Yeah. And sets her down. And in that scene, there is not a hint of flirting. And I'm like, come on, man. No. No.
shan't be leaving because i need to sell this in and meanwhile the ghost is like i just want to eat food this is like an incredible touch that this movie has in this one scene i was like pumping my fist i was like let's fucking go because he's eating an apple with a knife right like slicing pieces of an apple off to put into his mouth with like a giant bowie knife and
And he's like, I'm real. And she's like, well, I don't think he's real. And he's like, well, what is real? And then she touches him and it's clear that he's not going to disappear. And then at some point, someone says the phrase, which I have written in all caps in my notes, all his senses are heightened upon his return.
Yeah, I was like, the thing is, there are many, many senses and many kinds of eating, even.
Yeah.
Yeah. I also have a note here that's in all caps that says they should make porn like this. You texted me that. Because I... At this point, I was like, all of the scripting in this scene is like, oh, they're going to fuck. And then you look at the timestamp and it's like, no. No. There's a whole hour and 15 minutes left of this movie. And also it's like cable, right?
We're taking investors to script.
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