Kelsey
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
My dad does something different to you and he's better than you, but I love him and I don't love you.
Josh said, you know what?
I just handed out these toys and walked out.
But anyways, they talked about Elf on the Shelf and he said Charlie never said nothing.
I just kind of freeze when they ask me something.
I'm like, I don't know.
She said, did you bring the elves with you?
I said, our elf ain't coming back.
Why are you bringing us on vacation?
I remember they stayed in the handles of your car for the longest time.
He's expecting to be 21.
And so it's been around for a while.
She's like, Mom, can you tell my elf he needs to hide better?
It's like it's not hot in your seat.
Damn, now you've got to find a toddler.