Ken Coleman
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You know why?
The meal makes me stay at this place I don't want to be at longer.
I don't even care.
I go buy cake.
If I want to buy cake, I can buy cake.
People stay for the cake.
I have made enough money in my life to buy cake whenever I want to.
So if I want cake, I'm not staying at a wedding for cake.
I'll just go to Kroger and go, hey, Stacey, I just want cake tonight.
The only thing that guys look forward to at a wedding is when they get in the car and go back home.
They don't need to spend the money on this.
Yes, ma'am.
And I will throw out something else because I've been so... I know, I've been so...
Whatever.
You can call me plain spoken on this.
If you guys want to do something for your closest of friends, then you all go rent yourself a country club room that you can afford and you do a special fancy something or other for those people.
If you really want something that's super impressive, makes you feel good.
But Karen didn't call about them.