Kendahl Landreth

So I have a distinct memory of one time we were losing so badly to another team that was really into it that the referee was like, you know what? No more points. Just for fun now. Let's all just have fun like normal. And as soon as he said that, a man standing across from me, I don't know, 50 feet away, 20 feet away. I'm not good at distance.

So I have a distinct memory of one time we were losing so badly to another team that was really into it that the referee was like, you know what? No more points. Just for fun now. Let's all just have fun like normal. And as soon as he said that, a man standing across from me, I don't know, 50 feet away, 20 feet away. I'm not good at distance.

Who was probably like two of me stacked on top of each other. He looked in my eyes and he said, now it's time to really have some fun. And cranked up and underhanded a dodgeball directly into my crotch so hard that it knocked my feet out from underneath me. And I fell forward onto my face.

Who was probably like two of me stacked on top of each other. He looked in my eyes and he said, now it's time to really have some fun. And cranked up and underhanded a dodgeball directly into my crotch so hard that it knocked my feet out from underneath me. And I fell forward onto my face.

Who threw that at you? Yes. Just an absolutely giant man. What did you do? What did I do? You just softball pitched a dodgeball at you? Yes, right into my coochie.

Who threw that at you? Yes. Just an absolutely giant man. What did you do? What did I do? You just softball pitched a dodgeball at you? Yes, right into my coochie.

Yes! Fully knocked all the air out of my body, so I just had to lay there for a minute, and then I rolled over, and then finally I slowly got up, and then I was like, what the fuck is wrong with you? I was like, what is the matter with you? Now it's time to have some fun? And then you throw a ball into my crotch? What?

Yes! Fully knocked all the air out of my body, so I just had to lay there for a minute, and then I rolled over, and then finally I slowly got up, and then I was like, what the fuck is wrong with you? I was like, what is the matter with you? Now it's time to have some fun? And then you throw a ball into my crotch? What?

I don't know. That's what people have told me. What isn't autism? I'm sorry.

I don't know. That's what people have told me. What isn't autism? I'm sorry.

It feels like, you know what I mean? Kind of hearkening back to like, I'm a man. I should throw something.

It feels like, you know what I mean? Kind of hearkening back to like, I'm a man. I should throw something.

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I have a rude question. Why would a man play softball? Because to my understanding, and I don't know a lot about sports unless it's basketball. So this is probably like just a short coming on my part, but I'm kind of like in the way that cats are girls and dogs are boys. Yeah. I'm like softball is girl and baseball is boy.

I have a rude question. Why would a man play softball? Because to my understanding, and I don't know a lot about sports unless it's basketball. So this is probably like just a short coming on my part, but I'm kind of like in the way that cats are girls and dogs are boys. Yeah. I'm like softball is girl and baseball is boy.

Okay.

Okay.