Kendahl Landreth

decides jordan never took them they're always like no again she's like perfect bad ideas yeah think tank think tank you're right this is good yeah but it was nice too and they were like i wrote for a couple different children's things and they were taking ideas left and right and paying me money for them so i felt like i was like a 1980s businessman high on cocaine like i was just like oh oh what if it's a dog and the dog plays soccer and they were like great here's

decides jordan never took them they're always like no again she's like perfect bad ideas yeah think tank think tank you're right this is good yeah but it was nice too and they were like i wrote for a couple different children's things and they were taking ideas left and right and paying me money for them so i felt like i was like a 1980s businessman high on cocaine like i was just like oh oh what if it's a dog and the dog plays soccer and they were like great here's

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yeah oh right well in case you couldn't read it here it's also up here yeah well i feel like every time like you go to the doctor no matter who you are they're like so technically medically you're dead yeah um technically you're not alive right now and i'm like okay well i'm fine yeah leave me alone they're like so you're wait do we want to talk about that

yeah oh right well in case you couldn't read it here it's also up here yeah well i feel like every time like you go to the doctor no matter who you are they're like so technically medically you're dead yeah um technically you're not alive right now and i'm like okay well i'm fine yeah leave me alone they're like so you're wait do we want to talk about that

I was, I, I moved here and at a party, the first night I moved here, my best friend, Lily and I were both drunk and we met this very nice woman. And she was like, you have your, my dodgeball team. And we were like, incredible. And, And then the next morning we woke up with like a text that was like, here's the time that we start today. So we were like, oh, okay. So we went because we were nervous.

I was, I, I moved here and at a party, the first night I moved here, my best friend, Lily and I were both drunk and we met this very nice woman. And she was like, you have your, my dodgeball team. And we were like, incredible. And, And then the next morning we woke up with like a text that was like, here's the time that we start today. So we were like, oh, okay. So we went because we were nervous.

We wanted to have friends. We both moved out here recently. And it was horrible. As you can imagine, adults should not be playing dodgeball. It's just because like when you get hurt and you're a kid, it's fine. you're so resilient. Your mom takes care of you. You're on your parents' insurance.

We wanted to have friends. We both moved out here recently. And it was horrible. As you can imagine, adults should not be playing dodgeball. It's just because like when you get hurt and you're a kid, it's fine. you're so resilient. Your mom takes care of you. You're on your parents' insurance.

But I very quickly realized as soon as I stepped onto the dodgeball court, my first time, if I lose one of these veneers, I'm out a job and in $11,000 worth of credit card debt. Now, like there's no world in which that is allowed. You can't be breaking an arm as an adult in the entertainment industry. Well, it's also like, well, we're adults.

But I very quickly realized as soon as I stepped onto the dodgeball court, my first time, if I lose one of these veneers, I'm out a job and in $11,000 worth of credit card debt. Now, like there's no world in which that is allowed. You can't be breaking an arm as an adult in the entertainment industry. Well, it's also like, well, we're adults.

Well, and that kind of leads to point out that the people that play adult dodgeball generally tend to be bizarre. Everyone on my team was wonderful. They were so nice and clearly just be, they're all comedians. People just want to like have fun and get out, but we would play against other teams of adults that were very competitive.

Well, and that kind of leads to point out that the people that play adult dodgeball generally tend to be bizarre. Everyone on my team was wonderful. They were so nice and clearly just be, they're all comedians. People just want to like have fun and get out, but we would play against other teams of adults that were very competitive.

And I don't want to offend anyone here, but I think if you're a very competitive adult, you need to speak to someone. Yeah. Like something's going on with you. Like to the point where it's that serious. Yeah. I'm just like, don't you have like a job and a family? Like, why are you so competitive about this board game or whatever it is? Yeah. A hundred percent.

And I don't want to offend anyone here, but I think if you're a very competitive adult, you need to speak to someone. Yeah. Like something's going on with you. Like to the point where it's that serious. Yeah. I'm just like, don't you have like a job and a family? Like, why are you so competitive about this board game or whatever it is? Yeah. A hundred percent.