Kermit the Frog
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275 appearances
6 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard Jun 2025
Kermit the Frog’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
New York put you on the map. You don't run bleep. We put you on the map, whether it's Wally Zerbiak saying he's overrated, whether it's his performance against the Knicks a year ago, whether it's the Knicks choking one in game one, allowing him to again be the villain with the choke sign. Without New York, nobody gives a crap about you, Tyrese Halliburton. You don't run squat.
Here's what you better hope you run. You better hope you don't run into a buzzsaw in the thunder in the finals. Because beating the Knicks is not the trophy that you should be trying to get here. You've done that now a couple of times. So stop with the I run New York stuff. Stop with your girlfriend on social media. Go New York. Go New York. Go home. Enough. Without New York, you're nothing.
We made you. We run you!
All right, y'all. The Super Bowl is in the rearview mirror. The draft has come and gone.
Exactly. And look, just because the pads are off doesn't mean game day stops. Around here, we do game days, even in the offseason. And what better way to do that than with a cold drink and your people around? You've heard it all season long.
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Auf easy. Auf Rookie Mode. Das ist, was er da macht. Es ist spektakulär. Es ist verrückt. Aber die Fußball-Saison ist so lang. Und es ist so... early in the season that maybe, you know, he's not getting the attention he deserves, but he's out here doing robot shit, bro. It is insane. It is like AI baseball.
Like, yo, Chad GPT, can you make the best baseball player ever in the world and make him biracial? You know what I'm saying? With broad appeal.
He's doing it in Boston, man. That is what gives him a slight edge, bro. It's in Boston. We all hate Boston. I think everybody in the Zoom can be like enjoy hands and shake hands and be like, yo, we all hate Boston. Nobody likes Boston, bro. Two people like Boston, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. Das ist es, weißt du was ich meine? Keine Ahnung, sie mag Boston auch, aber das ist es.
Weißt du was ich meine? Niemand anderes mag Boston. Guck mal, er hat ein Nicks-Jersey an. Weißt du was ich meine? Notorious Hater, ich meine, er hat ein Nicks-Jersey an, Bro. Er ist unser Unterstützter, er ist unser Lieblingsspieler, weißt du was ich meine? Jalen Brunson ist er. Weißt du was ich meine?
Jalen Brunson ist er, wie du gesagt hast, er macht es in den Playoffs, er macht es in Boston, in dem am meisten geliebten Ort, dem Fake Garden, Bro. Er ist da drüben, der alle schlägt, und er hat die gleiche Höhe. Er ist 6'2". You know what I'm saying? He shouldn't even be doing this. Bro, he's embarrassing Jason Tatum, dog. Come on, stop it. Stop it. He's the king of New York right now.
That's it.
Das ist der Nummer eins liebste Nick aller Zeiten, egal was. Weißt du, was ich meine? Ehrlich und wie Lügen, wie Lügen, wie Lügen, wie Lügen, wie Lügen, wie Lügen. Der vierjährige Mann, Nick, der Fan für immer, hat stürmisch gespürt. Er hat nur gesehen, wie Jamal Crawford die Leute in 2006 aufgelöst hat. Ich hoffe, dass wir das vielleicht befreien. Ich meine, diese Jungs sind Pat Ewing-Jungs.
Ich sage dir das jetzt.
In the moment. In the moment, right. Because now it's a different generation. I mean, back in the day, you know, you couldn't just tweet at Patrick Ewing. You know what I'm saying? I'm sure if there was social media back then, the hate versus love would be more balanced. You know what I'm saying? There would definitely be a lot of Pat Ewing Glazers. Yeah, hell yeah.
If they had Twitter back then in the 90s, they would be like, hashtag Pat Ewing is the greatest. You know what I'm saying? Like, hashtag Hoyas New York legend. You know? Hashtag Dunkin'. 8.9 Sekunden.
Oh boy.
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