Kevin Clancy (KFC)

I wouldn't go that far, but I'm John Green, co-host of the podcast The Away End with my old friend Daniel.

On our podcast The Away End, we'll share with you the magic of international football, all leading up to the 2026 World Cup.

Together, we'll find out why, of all the unimportant things, football, soccer, is the most important.

Listen to The Away End with Daniel Alarcon and John Green on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

We're talking about a very serious subject, but if you need chopsticks to use your dick, you should sit down.

Out the gate, no intros.

Let's go.

Well, this guy that's joining us today doesn't need an introduction.

Oh, I want to talk about the Titanic.

I didn't even want to do an introduction.

Titanic?

Watched a video about a Titanic theory on the way here that I couldn't wait to talk to you guys about.

Yes.

Wait, there's still theories coming out about it?

Do your introduction.

I'm sorry for interrupting.

I wanted to get out the gate, cold open air.

New Titanic theory that I could not fucking believe.

We fucking crashed and sunk the boat.

Okay, no.