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Episode 253 | Thanks For Ruining My Childhood Feat. KFC Barstool

22 Mar 2024

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

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This is an iHeart Podcast. Guaranteed human. It's financial literacy month, and the podcast Eating While Broke is bringing real conversations about money, growth, and building your future. This month, hear from top streamer Zoe Spencer and venture capitalist Lakeisha Landrum-Pierre as they share their journeys from starting out to leveling up.

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There's an economic component to communities thriving. If there's not enough money and entrepreneurship happening in communities, they fail. Listen to Eating While Broke from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Daniel Alarcon, and this is my friend who's much more famous than I am.

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42.959 - 59.86 Kevin Clancy (KFC)

I wouldn't go that far, but I'm John Green, co-host of the podcast The Away End with my old friend Daniel. On our podcast The Away End, we'll share with you the magic of international football, all leading up to the 2026 World Cup. Together, we'll find out why, of all the unimportant things, football, soccer, is the most important.

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60.301 - 67.99 Kevin Clancy (KFC)

Listen to The Away End with Daniel Alarcon and John Green on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeart Podcast presents Soccer Moms.

73.782 - 94.333 Demaris

So I'm Leanne. Yeah. This is my best friend Janet. Hey. And we have been joined at the hip since high school. A redacted amount of years later, we're still joined at the hip. Just a little bit bigger hips. This is a podcast, we're recording it as we tailgate our youth soccer games in the back of my Honda Odyssey. With all the snacks and drinks. Why did you get hard seltzer instead of beer?

94.353 - 95.935 Demaris

Well, they had a BOGO. Well, then you got it.

95.915 - 101.325 Unknown

Listen to Soccer Moms on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

102.026 - 106.775 Kevin Clancy (KFC)

We're talking about a very serious subject, but if you need chopsticks to use your dick, you should sit down.

Chapter 2: How does the Titanic conspiracy theory unfold?

410.354 - 411.156 Mal

He was a time traveler.

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411.176 - 419.292 Kevin Clancy (KFC)

He was going to make it look good. He was looking at his Apple Watch. and just made the boat in time. And I'll go even deeper outside of that.

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419.752 - 420.293 Unknown

Yeah, please do.

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420.313 - 429.991 Kevin Clancy (KFC)

The banking system, I think could be a theory as well for Jack trying to make sure the Titanic sunk. Because the people that were really putting together our national treasury system right now.

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430.011 - 432.736 Unknown

That theory's been debunked so many times. I don't care. Go ahead.

433.157 - 454.871 Kevin Clancy (KFC)

I don't care. It makes more sense in the YouTube comments. In this story, it works. The Rothschilds weren't on there, but Jack was. Jack was like the original Jason Bourne, in my opinion. He kept people alive so more could survive. That's all. You should stay away from the deep dive Titanic theories. The conspiracy theory, I was just talking about today on our show.

454.971 - 466.982 Kevin Clancy (KFC)

I'll put on a tinfoil hat and talk any conspiracy theory. But now that's, it's almost, there's more conspiracy theorists than not now. Like the Republican Party.

466.962 - 484.617 Kevin Clancy (KFC)

right literally the entire Republican Party so like I'll start on some shit you know I'm like alright something's up with Kate Middleton this is some fishy shit yes but then I get lumped in with like the crazy people who I'm like alright well I didn't say all that but you're either

484.597 - 503.28 Mal

in or not there's no like levels to it anymore the interesting thing with conspiracy theories is if you live long enough some things are not they come true right anymore like a lot of this shit we were just talking about a few days ago with covid and things that was going on the theories back then now a lot of that shit is like it's not even a conspiracy theory it's a fact proven things happened

Chapter 3: What are the implications of the Titanic theory on history?

705.309 - 713.575 Kevin Clancy (KFC)

That one, I think they just, they took that one out, I think. I think they told the story of Let's Roll and it became a, like a rallying thing.

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713.595 - 722.308 Mal

But where's the debris at? Like the debris that they were pulling from the field was like, that's not, that's not a 757. There will be way more. I don't know. Planes are falling from the sky.

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722.328 - 741.714 Kevin Clancy (KFC)

I was going to say the current situation with planes is pretty depressing. Well, yeah. The whole Boeing thing. Crazy. They killed that dude. Yeah. You know what though? That was that we talked about that today on my show and I was all ready to believe the conspiracy theory on that. And if you look into it, like the, the, this is actually the second appeal on that lawsuit.

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741.954 - 757.995 Kevin Clancy (KFC)

It's been going on for seven years. Like everyone characterized it as like that guy's about to go to court and they killed him. And it's like, it's a $1 million lawsuit for Boeing that they're like fucking whatever. It's, it's been going on for years and it's on his second appeal. So they're not actually keeping anything a secret. It's like, ah, I don't know.

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758.015 - 774.777 Kevin Clancy (KFC)

I think that guy just fucking killed himself. And as like our listeners know me to be the tinfoil hat, man, my mentions were filled with this. And then I feel bad for my tinfoil hat community. Cause I wanted to reply and be like, guys, I think this guy just, I think he just killed himself. There's a lot of people.

774.797 - 775.979 Mal

I don't really think this is a conspiracy.

776.019 - 793.151 Kevin Clancy (KFC)

His wife just died of cancer or this year, last year. I do feel the pressure of being a tinfoil hatter where people will send you shit. Like you got to do a video on this. You got to talk about it. And sometimes I'm like, No, no, no, no. Because then you can't be a credible tinfoil hat guy if you just do everything. Or what if somebody made... You have to be a hipster tinfoil hat. Right.

793.211 - 794.455 Kevin Clancy (KFC)

It has to be vintage tinfoil.

794.475 - 794.816 Unknown

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Chapter 4: How does the conversation shift to Nickelodeon's impact on childhood?

1468.774 - 1492.742 Kevin Clancy (KFC)

Never came back for me. Changed. Yup. Yup. But yeah. So then KFC just kind of became the, the moniker. I'm still like, I've never had a nickname. You do have a nickname. I do? Yeah. Like the mean words you guys say about me? I don't own that as like a nickname. You guys just say mean words. You've never had a nickname? No. Really? You don't even have a name you can like shorten.

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1493.444 - 1494.687 Kevin Clancy (KFC)

People call you like Roar.

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1495.072 - 1517.772 Kevin Clancy (KFC)

roars girls that would like flirt with me would say roars like anytime they would say roars sometime I'd be like oh I can fuck you now that we're here we've only known each other for like a few hours and you're calling me roars I could definitely be but no I never really had I was never cool enough the only one in the music industry in the beginning was the white boy that Sean Money beat with

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1518.815 - 1521.719 Kevin Clancy (KFC)

I was going to say, you probably have descriptions of him.

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1521.739 - 1524.403 Mal

Yeah, yeah. 100% description. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1524.463 - 1526.345 Kevin Clancy (KFC)

100%. Yeah. How long have you been going by Maul?

1526.365 - 1537.661 Mal

Like your whole life? That's just, yeah. Yeah. Abbreviated name. Yeah, yeah. Like nobody says Jamal. Anybody that calls me Jamal is either mad at me, I owe them money, or like family. Right. But nobody calls me that. Everybody calls me Maul.

1538.021 - 1560.662 Kevin Clancy (KFC)

Yeah. Do you introduce yourself as KFC? Like around? No. I mean, I'll... No, no. I always introduce my name. Most people actually call, like people who know me from the internet say KFC Barstool. Gosh. Like, I guess because of the hand, like on Instagram or whatever. So it's just KFC Barstool. It's almost like one word. But usually it's the name.

1560.742 - 1569.475 Mal

It's exactly like KFC Barstool. KFC Barstool and KFC Barstool. OVO Noel. But that's what I said. Usually it's the name of the crew first. And then like, so it's Barstool KFC.

Chapter 5: What are the implications of childhood manipulation in the entertainment industry?

3597.006 - 3608.902 Kevin Clancy (KFC)

It's not like they were kids. Don't start on this because everyone's like, well, they were minors. They were manipulated by this guy too. No. No, they fucking weren't. He told people in their 20s that he raped a child and you went to court and said, nah, I'll be a character witness.

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3608.922 - 3626.03 Kevin Clancy (KFC)

I don't know how these people... I mean, I know there's a lot of power dynamics and people get silenced and all sorts of threats and shit, but... I would, I mean, if I was a parent or something, I just feel like I would be screaming this from the fucking mountaintops. I would not stop talking about this shit.

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3626.19 - 3637.624 Mal

But a lot of these people don't do that because either one, they're, you know, they're probably some nasty people as well. Yeah. So you can't, you know what I mean? Like you can't really out somebody when you got shit in your closet that can be out of this.

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3637.644 - 3648.087 Kevin Clancy (KFC)

Would you ever let your kid be like an actor? Like if you found out that your kid had talent, And it was like, you know, you're great at the school play or whatever. Really, really good. Someone's like, yo, this could be a career.

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3649.829 - 3650.489 Mal

What do you do there?

3650.67 - 3666.389 Kevin Clancy (KFC)

I'm like, I would, but you gotta, I would have to be part of me. That's like, how about we just go live a normal life and you can be a really good, really good at the school play or some shit. But like, that's, you bring your children around. You just, it's just like you make your kid an adult like that. Yeah.

3666.409 - 3677.637 Mal

But you, you know, it's like, it's like when people ask, would you let your kids play like a football or something? Yeah. Like, How do you keep your kid away from it if you clearly see that that's their passion and they're good at it?

3677.954 - 3707.607 Mal

it's tough now with the child like one of my closest friends his two daughters he has twin daughters they're actresses but he's always like on set with them I was gonna say I would never leave he's like always in the trailer you know things like him or his wife if they can't both be there one of them are always there I think that's just how you have to you know have to do it have to go about it but even how this was set up by Dan when they when the guy Ben Peck whatever the fuck his name was got arrested

3708.127 - 3728.11 Kevin Clancy (KFC)

They made all the parents leave like, it was like running through a script with all the child actors and their parents were in this one conference room. They said, can all parents leave? And then told the kids that that dude just got arrested, that he had worked with all the kids. If anyone has anything to say, like if they touched him or whatever, let us know. None of the kids said anything.

Chapter 6: How do parents navigate their children's involvement in acting?

3739.873 - 3740.614 Kevin Clancy (KFC)

I'm not letting that.

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3740.635 - 3741.857 Mal

I'm not leaving that room.

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3742.077 - 3743.66 Kevin Clancy (KFC)

If you tell me to leave that room, I don't know.

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3743.68 - 3749.592 Mal

What went on in that fucking room? At that point, I think you just have to raise your kids a certain way to tell you everything.

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3749.572 - 3766.87 Kevin Clancy (KFC)

And I'm not here to shit on parents, but a lot of parents that do put their kids, if that's not their passion, put them into that world, didn't get it themselves. There were some parents that they interviewed in this that was like, I grew up in LA and I wanted to be an actress. It never worked out for me. So I took my daughter to a casting for all that. And she got it.

3766.99 - 3773.337 Kevin Clancy (KFC)

And now she's the mom that has tried to play the game her whole life. So she's not going to disrupt it.

Chapter 7: What are the complexities of relationships when one partner is in the public eye?

3773.798 - 3786.615 Kevin Clancy (KFC)

That's what happens a lot of the time. One of the girls had the PA send him Also, a video in 1999 via email jerking off. You know the lengths you have to go to email a video of you jerking off in 1999?

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3786.636 - 3788.318 Unknown

The amount of times you can say no in your brain.

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3788.478 - 3797.012 Kevin Clancy (KFC)

It's one thing when you get all pumped up and you just like send. It's another thing to be like send, download, compress, attach, get the email.

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3797.152 - 3799.356 Unknown

Imagine dial up and it's going to sound fucked up.

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3799.336 - 3804.084 Kevin Clancy (KFC)

I've sent risky consensual texts before. Signing on AOL. You've got mail.

3804.284 - 3805.606 Mal

I've sent risky consensual texts.

3805.626 - 3815.222 Kevin Clancy (KFC)

Five hours to send a video. You know that 30 seconds when you send a girl a text she wanted? Oh, man. Waiting for a response. Imagine dial up in 1999 and you sent yourself jerking off to a kid.

3815.442 - 3816.264 Mal

That's crazy.

3816.745 - 3840.813 Kevin Clancy (KFC)

So that woman, that woman, her daughter ran into the room screaming that this PA, I forgot his name. was like, he sent me a fucking video of this. And the mom didn't call the cops, didn't alert anyone, was just like, I'm going to keep my daughter away from him. Crazy. Nice. Well, how do you guys feel about Drake Bell, one of the co-stars of Drake and Josh?

Chapter 8: How should Amber Rose's contributions to Kanye's work be valued?

3916.262 - 3934.128 Kevin Clancy (KFC)

It's never even crossed my fucking mind. Right. I think this is a unique case. So I, no, I don't have a lot of grace. Like, cause I did see that once, you know, anytime you watch a documentary, you then go on the internet and do even more deep dives. So I never watched Drake and Josh. I knew who he was, but I didn't know that he also had similar shit that he did to a girl.

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3934.608 - 3951.252 Kevin Clancy (KFC)

After I read that, I was like, all right, what happened with that? But nah, I don't, I don't know if we have, we had the exact same experience has seemed, very excessive, but I've never thought that I would go do that. I don't know if it's really an excuse. I get it, but I don't. I'm not shooting him bail.

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3951.292 - 3971.953 Kevin Clancy (KFC)

I'm just trying to attack this from the other side because you also have to think, in your case, it was just fucked up. There was no success being held over you. In Drake's case, it was happening to him, but it was also happening to him in the process that was making him wealthy, a celebrity. His trauma was attached to success.

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3971.933 - 3995.848 Kevin Clancy (KFC)

and like my childhood my career so i don't know i just feel like from it meant not that it's belittles anyone else's experience but i feel like all of his trauma is literally attached to the most successful the highest point in his life right sure that's so ingratiated in his dna that i feel like that's just it i don't know i don't know how to articulate it but it seemed like he groomed

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3995.828 - 4012.161 Kevin Clancy (KFC)

that 12 year old girl because she wanted to be in showbiz or something they definitely match I guess there's details to that but it's not really an excuse he copped to a felony child endangerment like I don't think you'd you pleaded that unless there was like, Oh, I never sent a picture and it wasn't sexual.

4012.221 - 4018.428 Kevin Clancy (KFC)

It's like, if I didn't do anything, there's no way I'm going to settle for no felony child endangerment.

4018.448 - 4020.83 Mal

So something happened. I've never done that. Get the fuck out of here.

4020.85 - 4043.095 Kevin Clancy (KFC)

I will sit in prison before I pleaded that. I do think text messages he sent. It's, it's, it's tough to be the face of it. Like, cause I learned, you know, my first thing was like, this is horrible. Um, And it doesn't make it not horrible, but when the face of it is also a guy who did it, it's like, well, Jesus, I mean, you're all, this is all fucked up. Everybody's an asshole here. Yeah. Yeah.

4043.115 - 4061.278 Kevin Clancy (KFC)

And speaks to just the entertainment system in general. Like, yeah, that's why I say, I don't know. Wicked industry. Yeah. That's why I like, I mean, even, even if things go good, let's say you don't encounter this. The entertainment industry is a motherfucker. Yeah. Like you putting your kid, putting that on your kids so early.

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