Kevin Clancy (KFC)

If you get into it even more, and I think they did a deep dive of when Jack is trying to catch the Titanic before it leaves because he won the poker game.

He's wearing a moose bag, which I guess didn't come out until the 1930s.

Yeah, but wouldn't he also just... Like, if that was his whole job, he wouldn't have almost missed the fucking boat.

Yeah, he would have been there before, right?

Way before he departed.

Okay.

So, remember at the end... Leo departed.

Whoa, wait.

Now we're connecting dots, bro.

Now the shrooms are kicking in.

So, you know, when Old Rose...

At the end of the movie, when the scientists are like, yo, we have no record of Jack ever being on the boat.

And she's like, nah, it's because he got the fake ticket to make sure he wasn't suspected.

So nobody knew.

So that's why he did it that way.

And of course, he knew when the Titanic was leaving.

He was going to make it look good.

He was looking at his Apple Watch.

and just made the boat in time.

And I'll go even deeper outside of that.