Kevin Clancy (KFC)

objectively hilarious.

We're talking about a very serious subject, but if you need chopsticks to use your dick, you should sit down.

Yeah, you should sit down, sir.

And let's take Harvey out of it.

My ego outweighs my horniness.

I was going to say, you would never see my shit.

If I have that going on there...

As horny as I am, there's no fucking way I'm telling a girl to try to please it.

Never.

You know that goldfish that went viral years ago for surviving by being fixed to a harness?

I feel like this is like the... By the way, it's hilarious.

This is like the same mechanism... I think PETA might be mad at that.

I think that's hilarious.

What the fuck is that?

You know the goldfish are like, pull the plug.

yeah let me die put that fish in the toilet and flush flush that shit down put me in the suit it was a disabled fish for that they made a harness for how do you even find out a fish is disabled you just throw that shit in the toilet can't swim like who made the fish harness like but i imagine this is the kind of harness that harvey had you know v1 v2 how do you get the fish to agree to get in the harness

correction I guess he's in bed in jail for years he was officially convicted yeah there was one video when it was still like going on he went to a club and he got like booed out of it but then yeah but that was like years ago yeah 2019 I'm about to say he's been in prison since then

We were talking about serial killers before them all, of people at young ages.

I had a friend... That was another thing, by the way.

He was friends with John Wayne Gacy.