Kevin Clancy (KFC)

If you really want to, I'm telling you right now, this will be a problem for us like down the road.

Cause I've done this a couple of times and there's going to be something I say or do.

And like, it will just be easier if you kind of remove yourself from it.

Is that fair?

Unfair?

I don't know, but I'm just telling you what's probably going to be easiest for this relationship.

Yeah.

I always say like, yeah, if you want to get to know me, I'm giving you my time.

Just get to know me at the rate at which a normal couple gets to know each other.

Yeah, because it is weird when somebody knows like everything about you and I'm like, I'm just finding out what your last name is.

Or they think they know everything about you.

That's the worst.

So, you know, I'm not saying I'm like, I'm never lying, but I'm like, it's different when I'm at home and when I'm in front of a microphone.

So, yeah.

I'm not always like this.

Right.

I promise.

When, like, I mean, when I'm off...

when I'm in like social situations situations I'm usually quiet I'm usually like I'm not saying anything people are usually like kind of like this is it I'm not here to fuck you I had a guy I had a guy introduce me for real I had a guy introduce me to his wife at a wedding and said this is the guy I was telling you about he's a lot funnier online than he is in real life but he and I was like for real she's right for real yeah and I kind of was like yeah nope he's yeah

He's not wrong.