Kevin Nealon
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And Carleen Carter, Niccolo's ex-wife, who's June's daughter, June Carter's daughter, said, you want to come for a Christmas vacation, stay at Johnny Cash's house in Jamaica.
That sounded like the greatest idea of all time to me.
So I went.
They said the good news is it's free.
Right.
Other than security.
What you don't know is when it gets to Jamaica, security can be very expensive because there's a famous story where Johnny and June got held up in this house, this mansion that was Elizabeth's.
Browning's mansion.
I don't know why Elizabeth Browning had a mansion there, but there was this giant house and we were staying for free except we had to pay for four guards because Johnny and June had been held famously for like three days by bandits.
It's that kind of place.
Keith Richards' place was down the hill.
And I guess it just โ you need four or five security guards at all times.
But the one time we left, we went to like down the coast and in the middle of nowhere, some guy was screwing with the local โ I mean the tourist.
and told me to go around.
I was clear, and I went head-on collision.
And I'm in the middle of nowhere, Jamaica, with Howie Epstein, who was about 98 pounds, 5'4", and Carleen Carter and this woman, a friend of mine, who was with me.
And all of a sudden, guys came out of the woods with
machetes.
That's not the Jamaicans.
I know.