Norm MacDonald, Grudges, and Loose in the Crotch with Kevin Nealon
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Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade
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What hiking story does Kevin Nealon share about Lin-Manuel Miranda?
I did a hike with Lin-Manuel Miranda, you know, who wrote Hamilton.
Yeah, yeah.
And I was using one of those, you know, mics that you hook to your collar or whatever. Lavalier or whatever. Yeah, first time I was using it. And we finished the hike and I forgot to take his off. So I'm walking. It took me like a half hour to get to him. And I know that everything he said is on that recorder for that half hour. And I never listened to it because I didn't want to know.
Could we listen to it?
I didn't want to know what he said. Here's something, if you want to get brought down a lot, is go on chat, GBT, and ask the question, are you handsome?
Oh, no.
Is Dana Carvey handsome? And see what they say. Fuck off. My son did that. My son did that to me. And it said, well, you know, it depends on what you mean by handsome. You know?
Yeah.
I just saw Kevin Nealon last night drive up to the Comedy Store and ignore me.
Huh.
No, I was talking to someone. I'm like, there's Kevin. He's too tall to talk to, especially with all these witnesses. So I was going to go bust his balls a little bit, but he parked and he walked the other way into the front of the Comedy Store, which no one does. And always funny. What can we say about Kevin Nealon? I always give him compliments when I see him because I remember probably 50 of his jokes, and I say them all the time.
Yeah, loosen the crotch. We'll talk about that a little bit.
That's the special.
It's on YouTube, crushing it.
He's got the hiking YouTube show, Hiking with Kevin Nealon.
He's got his paintings of Saturday Night Live people that you can order.
It's called, great name. Isn't it called My Brush with Fame?
I think so.
Isn't that a great name, Heather?
Mm-hmm. So this is our pals. So we just joke around and kid around and move around and go around.
This is the kind you just sit back and listen to us bullshit and we try to crack each other up.
That's pretty much it.
But those are really fun.
Yeah.
So here's Kevin Nealon.
My partner in crime in Hans and Franz. If you don't watch this one, it's on you. So long, losers. Kevin Nealon. Fresh it up. Slap yourself in the face as hard as you can.
Man, oh, man. What a morning. I know. It's usually like there's probably nothing going on. You're going to do the podcast. The second you say we're doing it, chaos.
Well, you had to drive someone to an appointment and stuff like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I drive Susan to a doctor's appointment. But, you know, we made these so far in advance. And then, you know, my calendar doesn't show my whole page. you know, on my phone. And then I think, yeah, I could drive you. I could drive you. And then, oh, oh.
Oh, you scroll down that day and it says more stuff. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, they're coming out with a new chess, kind of a new kind of chess game. And it's just, it's a board, but you can see all this scheduling stuff that goes on and the back and forth emails. I like that. Yeah, because it's like I wrote a manifesto because I'm going to go to L.A., do podcasts and then go to New York and back. And I wrote a manifesto. It's like, OK, spillover bag, leave in car in L.A., three shirts to New York. OK, remember.
How does Kevin Nealon feel about his new special 'Loose in the Crotch'?
And then, you know, the flight.
No, and then all the rest.
Yeah. Who told you that? Claude?
No, it's Claude's sister, Claudette.
You know what Claude is?
Claude could be something that happens from a bear. Yeah.
It's an AI. That's close.
Oh, yeah. I do know what that is. Yeah. I do know what that is.
Because we were saying, Dana was saying that his friend writes with Claude and I was thinking. Talks to Claude. That's not a bad idea. If you're writing, not like have a whole script written by AI, but you go, oh, I have a writing partner that when I wake up at 5 a.m., I'm like, oh, they will write with me now. We don't have to wait.
Well, he's talking to him while he drives and they're writing and Claude says, okay. And then they come up with three ideas. He goes, how about the second one? Claude writes all three out within 20 seconds and reads them to him. So do you guys know what a Claude Hopper is? A Claude Hopper?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What hiking story does Kevin Nealon share about Lin-Manuel Miranda?
0:00–3:30
2
How does Kevin Nealon feel about his new special 'Loose in the Crotch'?
3:30–5:05
3
What insights does Kevin Nealon provide about AI in writing?
5:05–8:56
4
What are the insecurities of Hanz & Franz discussed in the episode?
8:56–11:52
5
How does Kevin Nealon describe his interactions with fans?
11:52–15:02
6
What is the significance of Norm MacDonald in Kevin Nealon's career?
15:02–18:39
7
What upcoming projects does Kevin Nealon have?
18:39–21:58
8
How does Kevin Nealon reflect on his experiences in comedy and acting?
21:58–1:00:40