Kevin Sorbo
👤 Speaker
2106
total appearances
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Podcast Appearances
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)
Go ahead.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)
When we see a big dude, no matter how many times we see him, like over 6'4", no, 6'6", we always react the same way.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)
We go, holy shit, he's tall.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)
Every time.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)
But we've seen him a thousand times.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)
Holy shit, he's tall.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)
I know, we do.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)
And we give that same gawk and same look.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)
But what I'm saying is- This whale doesn't do this.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)
I'm 6'2".
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)
I saw Shaq and I freaked the fuck out.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)
And Shaq is 7'2".
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)
So he's a foot taller than me, but it's really, he's only 13% taller than me.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)
These things are 1,000% bigger.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)
Yes.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)
This would be like if Shaq was 200 feet tall and his scrotum weighed several metric tons.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)
Just to pick a part of him that we could get onto a truck scale.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)
But you know what I'm saying.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)
This is going to freak the whales out.
Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)
I don't need answers.