Kevin Sorbo

I learned this quickly because they do that thing where they go, you're going into surgery first thing tomorrow morning, so no fluids and no solid food after midnight the night before.

And I go, okay.

And then the next time I was going in, I was getting hernia surgery at 5 p.m.

And they're like, no fluids and no solid food after midnight the night... And I'm like...

Well, there's a pretty big difference between 9 a.m.

and 5 p.m.

So this isn't much of a science, is it?

And realize everything is loosely based on your loosely based stool, which is we don't want you shitting this place up.

And I don't want to fucking clean it up.

And I don't want to cut your underpants off you and wipe your asshole because you shit.

Everything is based on the one person that shits themselves.

They obviously can.

That's a very good point.

And that speaks to me going, yeah, you're right.

Someone gets in a motorcycle accident.

It's like, well, his ribs are poking through his side.

Another 15 hours.

Yeah.

We can work on him.

No, they just work on him.