Kevin Sorbo

If we call everything total, then it's going to be really hard for all of us and the insurance companies and everyone to gauge everything.

I don't think it's insensitive to have murder, murder one, capital, capital murder, murder with specials.

circumstances, manslaughter.

I think we'd like to know the difference between shot in the head while jogging in the park and this guy clipped me when he was backing out of his driveway and I was jogging behind him and he was futzing with the windshield wipers.

Like, we want that difference.

And that's all I'm saying about assault.

If everything is assault, everything is rape, then nobody knows.

And it's unfair to whoever...

Gets the jogging in the park, right?

Because we don't know what it is.

But again, it's like saying seeing impaired or blind or whatever.

I'll give you a better one.

Also, I will do better.

Also, the three strikes thing for me, I'm mixed about because like his third strike was stealing a bag of Funyuns, a small size bag of Funyuns.

Like that asshole doesn't know any better at this point with two strikes, not to steal the 55 cent thing of Funyuns.

Maybe we don't need them around, but better.

A little more Mark Garagas than me.

The having to register as a sexual predator, have to be registered.

You could have raped a van full of disabled kids and or you could be 19 and have consensual sex with your 17 year old girlfriend who's more mature than you are.

And you could have been taking a leak on your front lawn with a couple beers in you.