Kevin Sorbo

All right, second.

Do you want to be that?

I want that to happen.

Now, no one comments to me.

Someone is at home commenting.

No, I'm not commenting.

No, what I'm saying, the version of you who's watching you.

No, no.

Some dude.

Possibly a chick.

Yeah.

It'd be better if it was.

It'd be nice.

Speaking of chicks, I'd like to be watching one of those commercials for the Peloton bicycles, the ones with the stationary bikes, where they just have the hottest chicks in the world who are sweating profusely and just going nuts on top of this bicycle, and then have somebody comment on one of those models, and I look up casually and go, oh, I banged her.

Yeah.

It's that one.

OK, now also you tell me, you know, I have the phoniest chick in the world, the phoniest chick in the world.

This is I'm piggybacking on this.

The phoniest chick in the world is the pretty hot chick.

She's 42, but she's wearing the glasses and her hair's not blown out or anything, you know, but you can tell she's got the bones, you know, she's good looking.