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Kevin Sorbo

πŸ‘€ Speaker
2106 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)

We're seeing the wrong one, but this one's probably still good.

Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)

Go ahead and show it.

Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)

Piping hot chick sitting in the middle of a modern art museum.

Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)

She's going nuts on this bike, and it's got to be 6 a.m.

Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)

Because at some point, the kids and the dad are holding a cup of coffee, and she's going to spring off that bike and make everyone flapjacks and an omelet.

Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)

But they just take the best looking people in the world, put them on the bike, have them going...

Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)

Now, I don't know why she has kids.

Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)

She's 26.

Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)

I don't know why she has a nine-year-old.

Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)

And I don't know where the husband is.

Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)

And the house is amazing.

Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)

And then at some point, the guy comes downstairs and she gives him a, yay, that a boy.

Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)

And who is this chick?

Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)

The guy stumbles up.

Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)

What's all the noise?

Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)

And then her whole move is like, oh, I got to hurry and make breakfast for everyone in the family because I don't want to get into trouble.

Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)

I'm just saying, who's the 26-year-old with the 9-year-old who does nothing but make breakfast living in the Guggenheim?

Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)

Show me the other one where it has all the hot chicks.

Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)

And she's like, they're down there just sawing away every morning.

Adam Carolla Show
Greg Fitzsimmons + Kevin Sorbo (Carolla Classics)

No, here's a more realistic depiction of the hot chick.