Kevin Twomey

Some people are dumb bastards.

Oh, way hotter.

Way hotter.

I was chatting to a guy on... It was Grindr.

I was trying to think of another app.

and on his profile pic he had a moustache or whatever and I was so into him and I wrote to him but obviously girl I'm not going off the one pic right we know at this point you need several piccies because everyone can get one good picture of themselves if you were the fogliest person on the world you could get a good pic and as well AI you know everything else yeah and I said any more pics and he sent down an album and he said oh the moustache is gone block to lease

No, maybe you should have sent him on a link to some stick-on ones.

It can transform a face.

And just grow it back because...

Whatever about a beard hiding a multitude?

Yeah.

You know, some lads, they have a beard and they could look handsome and then they get rid and it's like goodbye and God bless.

It gives people more of a shade to the face.

Your American redneck chin.

Yeah, more definition.

It's life in HD.

Okay.

But with the moustache, it's not really hiding stuff.

It just does wonders for the face.

And it's dirty.