Chapter 1: What exciting news do Kevin and PJ share about their upcoming tour?
Exciting news, Gillies. We are bringing our show, Happy Campers, to the Southern Hemisphere.
Get ready, babes, because we're going to Auckland, Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane, and parts.
I'm so excited for a bit of sun in November and December.
Don't worry, babe. I packed the Factor 50.
Fabulous. Also, if there's any cute tour guides who want to show me around, I'll be looking for someone to do so.
If you were there last year, you know it's not just a show. It's an extravaganza. It's an experience, isn't it?
Make sure to grab your tickets via the link in the episode description. Have you ever experienced the stress of trying to change over the till roll?
At the table. At the table. Or when people are at the till waiting to pay and there's a queue.
I was on a nine-hour shift. At the end of a nine-hour shift, it was so busy, right?
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Chapter 2: How do Cork City Pride jerseys impact queer visibility in sports?
And the till roll ran out. And I looked up at this girl, tears in my eyes, and I just goes, please tell me you have cash.
because I couldn't I couldn't load it it was so stressful and also if you're mid transaction sometimes it doesn't print and all this stuff is so annoying and then at the end of the night your supervisor's going we're missing a receipt from the PDQ and I'm going what does that mean I don't care I don't care I just want my money so I can buy nice things I don't care about this pizzeria you know what I mean I don't fucking like it I don't even like the focaccia bread they make it's too stale no offense Sharon
it's your favorite queers back in your ears it's i'm grandmam hey girlies i'm kevin and i'm pj and welcome back to i'm grandmam girls i'm done with the internet today i'm done on the way here
on the way here I saw a reel and it was this fella looking kind of baby face looking into the camera above him over like classical music it said the art of maturing and then the next image was just him with a moustache
I was like, unplug the servers, girl. Some people, right? And please don't take offense to this. Some people are dumb bastards.
And I know we just did an episode on different types of intelligence. Some people are thick. Yeah, but one type of intelligence some people are is thick. You know what I mean? I have no time for any of that. He thought he was saying something so profound. Yeah. And I was like, girl, Socrates is rolling around in the grave. And he... He's laughing at you. Yeah.
And he's calling you a thick prick as well. No, I would say a moustache on a lad makes them a hundred times hotter.
Oh, way hotter.
Yeah.
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Chapter 3: What moments of stupidity do listeners share with Kevin and PJ?
Yeah. You know, some lads, they have a beard and they could look handsome and then they get rid and it's like goodbye and God bless.
It gives people a chin as well.
It gives people more of a shade to the face.
I feel like this little like goat, what's this called? Goatee. Goatee. Is it a goatee? Makes me kind of sick. The bum fluff on my chin. Basically, I think it gives me a bit more of a chin.
Your American redneck chin.
It gives me a bit more of a chin.
Yeah, more definition.
Yeah.
It's life in HD. Okay. But with the moustache, it's not really hiding stuff. It just does wonders for the face. And it's dirty. It's hot. They're like handlebars.
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Chapter 4: What insights do they offer about being wrong and admitting mistakes?
I know he's a football player.
Yeah.
He's a comedian. Star quality. But also he's a comedian. He came in, he was looking tanned, right? And PJ goes, oh my God, look at the tan.
Chapter 5: What funny story does a listener share about believing in a physical soul?
He goes, where'd you get that? I goes, where'd you get that colour? You look gorgeous. And then Roy goes, the sun. And then cat kills. The room erupted. He had everyone then in the palm right there. When he said the sun, now I... I was probably doing too much, but I did find it very, very funny. Yeah, I know, that's funny. Because it was nice to see someone get you at your level as well.
Yeah, and as well, I wanted... And give it back.
But I wanted that kind of, like, banter at the start. At the start, yeah, we needed to break the ice. And, like, he plays grumpy so well, we all know that.
Chapter 6: What humorous experiences do they share about working while hungover?
But, like, what I thought was really touching as well was, like, in between takes... Yes. He was, like, really asking about me and Kevin's, like, life or careers. Like, giving us advice on things, like...
Being the nicest person... In the world... And he didn't need to be... Like when they were setting up... Different shots... It could have been... 15 minutes in between... He could have went out... There was lovely catering girls... No... That's good budget... Those sausage rolls... How many sausage rolls did I have?
We were stuffing our faces... They were so nice... They were so nice... I wanted to put some in my pocket... But I thought...
that's what i was thinking i was going we're kind of we're showing ourselves it was like our first time ever on set you know it's like you know when you were at like a party when you were younger yeah and you you wanted the treats on the table but you couldn't take too many you couldn't take too many yeah now i would have taken the whole platter oh my god i was ready to wrap myself in pastry i wish we knew the name of the caterer obviously
obviously shooting with Roy was the highlight but girl those sausage rolls close second they were delicious but you're right he was so nice and he was sat down he was chatting to us at one point he literally said like I can tell from just the morning working with you that you're high energy and you kind of give it your all and he was like you can't be saying yes to everything because he said you have to conserve some of that energy as well and he was like everyone's going to want a piece of the pie don't we know it
but also he was like saying things that me and Kevin say to each other like oh let's make sure we take some rest now after these few days work because we're like working 12 hour days and he's like after this now because I'm working 12 hour days I'm going to take two days off and you should do the same and all that stuff we were like and we will Roy
I would have done anything. Yeah. You could have told me to dress up.
No. My favourite bit of the whole day as well. We just met him. We sat down and we were kind of shooting straight away. And the first thing Kevin had to do was hook him up to the light detector.
He goes, okay, so Kevin, you'll be the one putting all the equipment on him and setting him up with the light detector. I was like, what? It was the longest minute of my life.
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Chapter 7: How do Kevin and PJ react to the listener's story about the black market?
And he's kind of going, what? And he said he did know who we were, which I believe he probably had done. I think he's a good liar. No, I'd say he had an idea of who we were.
No, he didn't have a fucking clue who we were. I'd say he did. Babe. He watched two reels before he got there.
But that's what I mean.
I'd say he had an awareness. No, I would say my family group chat has never been prouder of me.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Like my mom literally said to me, she was like, I'm sick of charging my phone. Because she had so many calls yesterday. She goes, I'm sick of chanting my phone.
Elaine said to me this morning, she goes, I'm after downloading it now because a lot of the people who come into her salon don't have Instagram. So she's just going to have it in the reception, I think, which is on me piece. And they're just going to watch it before they come in and get their eyebrows tinted. They're going to watch the ads. That is so funny.
Now, Sky broadband stocks after this are shooting through the roof. Shooting up. Also, people are like, oh, when's the full thing? When's it going on telly? People thought it was like a TV interview. And girls...
that will happen as well see this is only the beginning we put out a teaser and it was just us sat across the way from Roy but you could only see the back of his head and I think the caption was something like oh what happens when you get three boys from Cork in a room or something like that brilliant girls and then like so it was just a teaser nobody knew that we had done this
Chat with Yeah But then I think Because it had the Sky logo underneath Everyone was thinking That it was this like Sky feature Hour long splash But bring us on And to do the Post game Match wrap up Gossip thing they do Girls And we kiki with the girls The post game Match wrap up Gossip We call it the gossip Because, like, it'll be for the gays who are into sports. Oh, yeah.
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Chapter 8: What conclusions do they draw about intelligence and moments of stupidity?
And now we're going to the locker room fan cam. And everyone's naked.
Tastefully naked.
Yeah, underwear.
Yeah, maybe. What is it about a locker room, girls? Gays, am I right? Gays, am I right? Our minds are destroyed.
I know.
Speaking of queers in sports.
Special shout out to Cork City FC Who were recently after launching A Pride version of their jersey And it's actually really nice They're sending us a jersey I think they need your address They need your address Pride jersey that's huge For Cork City as well I remember I had a season ticket Once upon a summer And I used to go down on Friday evening down to Turner's Cross Myself and all the lads in the estate used to go down
And if back then I'd have seen people going around wearing a pride jersey for my local club, I know that it would have been so much to me and it probably means so much to loads of other queer people because like visibility in sport is so important. We know that players and...
even fans I suppose would have such a tough time like coming out like our buddy Ryan one time wore like a pride flag to a Chelsea match Ryan's big into sport Ryan's like the straightest gay person you'll ever meet but also the gayest because he does drag and stuff it's kind of it's like pick a side yeah pick a side are you woke or are you fair right but sometimes no I'm joking he's not but I admire him so much yeah because like
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