Kevin Twomey

And she goes, can Santa see in the dark?

Shut the fuck up.

One person I could never.

Be friends with.

One type of person.

The person who's afraid to be wrong.

That's a dangerous person.

I would say.

Oh my God, you were right.

I can't believe you knew that.

Yeah, I'd commit a murder.

It's Kevin with the candelabra in the library.

What a snooker cue.

A lot of engagement which is actually something that we should bear in mind going forward.

Yeah, a time when you were a really fucking stupid girl.

maybe she was thinking that maybe she got confused that would that was s-o-l-e yeah yeah but she was she thought the s-o-u-l she was looking for s-o-u-l you know where it is it's in here mama it's in the church bitch get into the church and talk to some priests i can understand you thinking the soul was actually a physical i think when i was a child i also thought it was a physical thing inside me

Yeah, because in like some movies they kind of depict it as being like a tangible thing.

I called in sick to work when I was deeply paralytic at like 2am in the morning and I was in a nightclub and I woke up the next morning and realised that I'd actually called my manager from a previous job.

Sorry, not going to be in.

Brilliant, though.