Kevin Twomey

Or being the hunted.

Right?

Anyway, so sometimes we might lose sight of each other for half an hour, 40 minutes.

No, girl, I'm running away from you because you're cramping my style.

Girl.

First of all, I'm ready to get the taxi home with you because I'm doing the rounds.

20,000 steps for you in the club.

Okay, that's true.

That part is true.

Girls...

You're not doing clubbing right if you're not going for a wander.

If you're spending it with your friends.

No, I do spend it with my friends.

But sometimes, girlies, I like to go off by myself or like, you know, when you're having a good time, you're having your drinkies, you pop to the loo and then you catch sight of yourself in the mirror and you kind of go, I'm locked.

That's where you went wrong.

You need to know that you're locked, right?

And then you go, right, I'm in the bathroom.

I'm going to pop onto Instagram and do a load of crazy fire react emojis to a few lads.

And then like,

message a girl who i haven't spoken to since we went to speech and drama in winnipeg and douglas 20 years ago i'd be like so proud of the woman that you've become you know and i literally haven't seen sight or sound of her right do a bit of that sometimes so in a club setting i can't lock in enough my i think i've never felt euphoria like this is when you've had a bottle of wine at home i rarely do with girls i don't really drink at home