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I'm Grand Mam

Ep 246 - Dolls on Decks

31 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What exciting news do the hosts share about their tour?

0.875 - 2.357 PJ Kirby

Exciting news, Gillies.

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2.497 - 6.101 Kevin Twomey

We are bringing our show, Happy Campers, to the Southern Hemisphere.

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6.201 - 12.007 PJ Kirby

Get ready, babes, because we're going to Auckland, Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane, and parts.

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12.027 - 15.03 Kevin Twomey

I'm so excited for a bit of sun in November and December.

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15.09 - 16.732 PJ Kirby

Don't worry, babe. I packed the Factor 50.

16.832 - 22.838 Kevin Twomey

Fabulous. Also, if there's any cute tour guides who want to show me around, I'll be looking for someone to do so.

23.179 - 32.637 PJ Kirby

If you were there last year, you know it's not just a show. It's an extravaganza. It's an experience, isn't it? Make sure to grab your tickets via the link in the episode description.

34.456 - 51.554 Kevin Twomey

I love giving the girlies a compliment. Did you ever give one of the straight lads a compliment? They don't know what's going on. It's also like they kind of go a bit red and puce. That's what I mean. They don't know what's happening. The characters from Inside Out inside in their head are going, you know, where's the file for this one? They're going through the filing cabinets.

51.875 - 56.64 Kevin Twomey

They're trying to go through the hard drive on the computer. They're going, what do we do when another man pays us a compliment?

Chapter 2: How does PJ describe his experience with a hangover?

100.711 - 104.879 PJ Kirby

Also, it just shows that like the power of the people works.

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104.899 - 108.405 Kevin Twomey

Or is it just peer pressure? And should you guys actually be ashamed?

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108.385 - 117.494 PJ Kirby

Yeah, well, if we didn't do the video pod soon, there was going to be riots. There was going to be riots in the streets. And I don't think the Lewis line could handle the burning.

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117.674 - 123.86 Kevin Twomey

And I get scared easily and I get intimidated by large groups. I wouldn't have been able to withstand.

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124.1 - 134.991 PJ Kirby

Now, also, if you hit that one more time. I'm so sorry. Why is it so low? Because it's aesthetic. No, it's not aesthetic. I hate when people say that. Oh my God, you just said it. Because it ties the room together.

135.011 - 140.429 Kevin Twomey

I just think it should be... Like a ruler higher, 30 centimetres, girl.

140.509 - 151.523 PJ Kirby

Now that it's a visual pod, you'll see that there is... What's it called? A lampshade? A lampshade. No, but what's that specific one called? A sphere? Like a lantern-type lampshade?

151.543 - 160.954 Kevin Twomey

A paper lantern-type lampshade. Also, on paper lampshades, should we be making lampshades out of paper? Oh, because it's all...

161.542 - 188.697 PJ Kirby

led bulbs these days oh that's fine no we're good but that's what i was worried about yeah yeah oh speaking of electrical hazards okay let's talk about your mom's new sockets that's not a euphemism guys no so basically i'm in cork there two weeks ago and my mom's like and um we have the back finally so there's always something wrong with the house basically yeah it's an old guy no as in my mom's eyes there's always something wrong with the house the house is grand

Chapter 3: How do the hosts feel about the London Marathon experience?

2812.756 - 2830.36 Kevin Twomey

Me and Padraig stayed in one before And your man was like Drawing his socks And his underwear Off the bunk And I was kind of like Put those away Yeah You know And then there's also That guy on Twitter Who'd always be staying In the hostels But like Oh the cruiser We could do We could do a solo travel ZEP But I also think A hostels ZEP Would be funny

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2831.099 - 2843.5 Kevin Twomey

Would that not just be part of the solo traveling? Okay, okay. Anyway, girlies, if there's a certain artist that you really like who's trapped in the key asylum... Let us know.

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2843.52 - 2845.783 PJ Kirby

I think we could free anybody with the right marketing spin.

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2845.804 - 2853.917 Kevin Twomey

Yeah, like it's really, it's a case of just getting the gays on board. Yeah. Because you know what? Realistically, the likes of like a festival like Mighty Hoopla is kind of just like...

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2853.897 - 2870.775 Kevin Twomey

it's like a who's in the key asylum who's in the key asylum and who do we need to free who do we need to free yeah it is that I mean it's like the auditions of who they're going to free from the key asylum it really is a bit of that it is that yeah anyway girlies thanks so much for tuning in love you to bits bye girlies bye bye bye bye

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