Dolls on Decks
episodePreviously titled “Ep 246 - Dolls on Decks” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 3, 2026
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I love giving the girlies a compliment. Did you ever give one of the straight lads a compliment? They don't know what's going on. It's also like they kind of go a bit red and puce. That's what I mean. They don't know what's happening. The characters from Inside Out inside in their head are going, you know, where's the file for this one? They're going through the filing cabinets. They're trying to go through the hard drive on the computer. They're going, what do we do when another man pays us a compliment?
But also, if they're secure enough, they'll just take it and go, thanks very much.
That's how you know they're a good one.
It's your favourite queers, back in your ears. It's I'm Grandmam. Hey girlies, I'm Kevin. And I'm PJ. And welcome back to... I'm Grandmam. Woo! How's the form everyone? How are we? Are you loving the videos?
Do you love us in HD visual? Ye asked and ye received. Shy kids get no gravy.
How does PJ describe his experience with a hangover?
Also, it just shows that like the power of the people works.
Or is it just peer pressure? And should you guys actually be ashamed?
Yeah, well, if we didn't do the video pod soon, there was going to be riots. There was going to be riots in the streets. And I don't think the Lewis line could handle the burning.
And I get scared easily and I get intimidated by large groups. I wouldn't have been able to withstand.
Now, also, if you hit that one more time. I'm so sorry. Why is it so low? Because it's aesthetic. No, it's not aesthetic. I hate when people say that. Oh my God, you just said it. Because it ties the room together.
I just think it should be... Like a ruler higher, 30 centimetres, girl.
Now that it's a visual pod, you'll see that there is... What's it called? A lampshade? A lampshade. No, but what's that specific one called? A sphere? Like a lantern-type lampshade?
A paper lantern-type lampshade. Also, on paper lampshades, should we be making lampshades out of paper? Oh, because it's all...
led bulbs these days oh that's fine no we're good but that's what i was worried about yeah yeah oh speaking of electrical hazards okay let's talk about your mom's new sockets that's not a euphemism guys no so basically i'm in cork there two weeks ago and my mom's like and um we have the back finally so there's always something wrong with the house basically yeah it's an old guy no as in my mom's eyes there's always something wrong with the house the house is grand Obviously there's a leak here and there. It's an old gaff. But like every time I go back to the gaff, my mom's like, and we're nearly sorted with this random new thing she's come up with, you know? So the last time I was down, she was like, and the garden sorted.
Now the garden, we need to fix the steps because it's hard to get up and down.
But I think that should be a point of priority.
But also, me too. So why are we now funneling our money into electrics, Nuala Kirby? Because the last time I was down, my mum was like, and the electrician's coming for the sockets. I was like, wait, what's wrong with the sockets? She was like, there's no sockets, P. I was like, since when is this an issue? My mum goes... It was when you were here with Kevin and he said, I have to walk five miles to make a cup of tea because the kettle is so far away from everything. So because Kevin said that to my mom, I think she's installing seven sockets around the kitchen and the conservatory.
I was not saying that from an electrical perspective. I was saying more in terms of having station zones for different needs.
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