Tonguing Tara

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What is the episode’s opening banter and how do the hosts set the tone?

PJ Kirby 0:00
I look like a giganto. Why does it
Kevin Twomey 0:01
look like little large?
PJ Kirby 0:03
Why do I look like a super size?
Kevin Twomey 0:06
It's
PJ Kirby 0:06
giving Fi Four form. I'm not getting skinny in the brake. You're snatched at the brake. Girl, don't turn sideways, we won't be able to see ya.
Kevin Twomey 0:27
It's your favorite queers, back in your ears, it's I'm Grandmam. Hey girlies, I'm Kevin And I'm PJ. And welcome back to I'm Grandmam. Live from a bedroom boys. If any of you boys are watching this and recognize the surroundings, it's because you may have been here before.
PJ Kirby 0:49
We actually are gathered here in Kevin's bedroom to address your cap addiction. Guys, Kevin has way too many peaked caps. How many do you have? Wait a note. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Careful with the
Kevin Twomey 1:05
Marnie, careful with the Marnie, she's spending nine Guys, I I can't believe I spent two hundred quid on a card. Twelve.
PJ Kirby 1:11
No one needs
Kevin Twomey 1:12
thirteen. Get diesel. You are addicted, but no one needs I got that one, the yellow one. Show me the yellow one. This one? No, that's at the back of that round. On the right, on the right, on the right. Yellow girl. Where's the yellow? For the colour yellow. Oh yeah, yeah. You're looking for the colour yellow. No, incorrect. This is yellow. See gorgeous. Sorry, Paladore. Never wore this one. Sorry, Greg. Sorry, it's too flat or something, I look like fucking Daffy Dun. Let me see. No, I look like I look like the kid from
PJ Kirby 1:41
oh No, you do you do look quack quack. That that's a joke, is it? No, you look a bit quack quack in that I'm not gonna lie. He forgot to bend the peak. No. He forgot to bend the peak is not the name of the ebb. That's a full sentence.
Kevin Twomey 1:54
Girl, you always shut me
PJ Kirby 1:55
down. Girl, are we gonna Will I will we wear caps for the app?
Kevin Twomey 1:59
Have I messed up the hair? Is
PJ Kirby 2:00
this the cap ebb? No, but why do you need so many?
Kevin Twomey 2:05
It's like an
PJ Kirby 2:05
addiction.
Kevin Twomey 2:06
Girl, I've been to your fucking house. It's like the a fun home.
PJ Kirby 2:09
What do you mean? Yeah, Kevin always says that my wardrobe is like a fancy dress bar. No, it's like walking into Smithy's. It's so shady. It's like walking into Smithy's. I'm like,
Kevin Twomey 2:19
is that a costume for the cat or does PG actually go outside wearing this? The many one is gorgeous. How much does that? That's so cute. That was 200 squids. I know girl. I never bought I just saw it and I was like, I really want it.
PJ Kirby 2:35
Why'd I go there again? No, but sometimes guys you just need to get what you want. But see Now it is gorgeous. I
Kevin Twomey 2:40
know, but you you can't wear it in the summer 'tis too warm. Throw it on
PJ Kirby 2:43
there. You don't want to miss the hair, do you? Don't want to miss the hair. Okay, let's hover it. Just hover it over your head. Glamour. You should wear it like that. Oh girls are on YouTube.
Kevin Twomey 2:56
Hey YouTube. Okay, we're a bit too giddy for the post record pack. I missed G Girls. I missed some. First two weeks, I was in an awful way. I was like, I've forgotten how to relax.
PJ Kirby 3:08
I had to sit you down when I saw you in London that time 'cause I was having a panic attack. I was like, Okay, I'm never gonna be able to relax because what would happen me is I'd I use all sense of purpose there on the same. Yeah, same, same. 'Cause I'd know value in society if I'm not working. Yeah. And I got up and I'd have my breakfast and then I'd sit down and I'd go to read my book and I'm like, I could probably be relaxing more. So then I'd like drive down and I'd go over by the beach and I'm on the No, I I'm not rela is this relaxing now. I think I need to lie down, I'll be more relaxed.
Kevin Twomey 3:39
I was approached by a fella in Stratford who was offering me weed and then I was like, Maybe I should buy some fucking weeds. Just so I can relax. Yeah. Have a bit of a talk.
PJ Kirby 3:48
No, I remember I blazed it up. I was four twenty. It's four twenty somewhere, girl. You know what I mean? Girls I know it's not April but also you can't buy weed from Stratford after the last time.
Kevin Twomey 4:00
After the last time.
PJ Kirby 4:01
The front door's the back door, the back door's the front door. Girls, you know I r
Kevin Twomey 4:06
I love a revolve.
PJ Kirby 4:07
I love
Kevin Twomey 4:07
a revolve, but in that moment it was
PJ Kirby 4:09
too much. And that's on the first episode of Don't Tell Mam on Patreon, you have to you have to listen. Three was it three thongs and a bong?

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