Tonguing Tara
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What is the episode’s opening banter and how do the hosts set the tone?
I look like a giganto. Why does it
look like little large?
Why do I look like a super size?
It's
giving Fi Four form. I'm not getting skinny in the brake. You're snatched at the brake. Girl, don't turn sideways, we won't be able to see ya.
It's your favorite queers, back in your ears, it's I'm Grandmam. Hey girlies, I'm Kevin And I'm PJ. And welcome back to I'm Grandmam. Live from a bedroom boys. If any of you boys are watching this and recognize the surroundings, it's because you may have been here before.
We actually are gathered here in Kevin's bedroom to address your cap addiction. Guys, Kevin has way too many peaked caps. How many do you have? Wait a note. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Careful with the
Marnie, careful with the Marnie, she's spending nine Guys, I I can't believe I spent two hundred quid on a card. Twelve.
No one needs
thirteen. Get diesel. You are addicted, but no one needs I got that one, the yellow one. Show me the yellow one. This one? No, that's at the back of that round. On the right, on the right, on the right. Yellow girl. Where's the yellow? For the colour yellow. Oh yeah, yeah. You're looking for the colour yellow. No, incorrect. This is yellow. See gorgeous. Sorry, Paladore. Never wore this one. Sorry, Greg. Sorry, it's too flat or something, I look like fucking Daffy Dun. Let me see. No, I look like I look like the kid from
oh No, you do you do look quack quack. That that's a joke, is it? No, you look a bit quack quack in that I'm not gonna lie. He forgot to bend the peak. No. He forgot to bend the peak is not the name of the ebb. That's a full sentence.
Girl, you always shut me
down. Girl, are we gonna Will I will we wear caps for the app?
Have I messed up the hair? Is
this the cap ebb? No, but why do you need so many?
It's like an
addiction.
Girl, I've been to your fucking house. It's like the a fun home.
What do you mean? Yeah, Kevin always says that my wardrobe is like a fancy dress bar. No, it's like walking into Smithy's. It's so shady. It's like walking into Smithy's. I'm like,
is that a costume for the cat or does PG actually go outside wearing this? The many one is gorgeous. How much does that? That's so cute. That was 200 squids. I know girl. I never bought I just saw it and I was like, I really want it.
Why'd I go there again? No, but sometimes guys you just need to get what you want. But see Now it is gorgeous. I
know, but you you can't wear it in the summer 'tis too warm. Throw it on
there. You don't want to miss the hair, do you? Don't want to miss the hair. Okay, let's hover it. Just hover it over your head. Glamour. You should wear it like that. Oh girls are on YouTube.
Hey YouTube. Okay, we're a bit too giddy for the post record pack. I missed G Girls. I missed some. First two weeks, I was in an awful way. I was like, I've forgotten how to relax.
I had to sit you down when I saw you in London that time 'cause I was having a panic attack. I was like, Okay, I'm never gonna be able to relax because what would happen me is I'd I use all sense of purpose there on the same. Yeah, same, same. 'Cause I'd know value in society if I'm not working. Yeah. And I got up and I'd have my breakfast and then I'd sit down and I'd go to read my book and I'm like, I could probably be relaxing more. So then I'd like drive down and I'd go over by the beach and I'm on the No, I I'm not rela is this relaxing now. I think I need to lie down, I'll be more relaxed.
I was approached by a fella in Stratford who was offering me weed and then I was like, Maybe I should buy some fucking weeds. Just so I can relax. Yeah. Have a bit of a talk.
No, I remember I blazed it up. I was four twenty. It's four twenty somewhere, girl. You know what I mean? Girls I know it's not April but also you can't buy weed from Stratford after the last time.
After the last time.
The front door's the back door, the back door's the front door. Girls, you know I r
I love a revolve.
I love
a revolve, but in that moment it was
too much. And that's on the first episode of Don't Tell Mam on Patreon, you have to you have to listen. Three was it three thongs and a bong?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the episode’s opening banter and how do the hosts set the tone?
0:00–7:46
2
Why do the hosts obsess over caps and what does that reveal about their personalities?
7:46–16:20
3
How do the hosts define a hiatus and why do they think it’s good for body and soul?
16:20–24:21
4
What happened on the oyster‑farm tour and why did it become a highlight of the break?
24:21–31:57
5
How do personal stories about relationships, parties and awkward moments illustrate the need for a break?
31:57–40:23
6
What are the hosts’ thoughts on AI assistants like Alexa and ChatGPT and how do they affect creativity?
40:23–47:27
7
What creative projects (mosaics, headboards, workshops) emerged after the hiatus?
47:27–54:40
8
How do the hosts wrap up the episode and what are their plans for the next quarter?
54:40–55:02