BFG: Big Friendly Gay
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Why are Kevin and PJ noticing more road‑rage than before?
Olen Shannon Maldonado, käsintehtyjä artesaanituotteita myyvän Jaui lahjakaupan perustaja. Valitsin Shopify, koska alustoja testatessani totesin sen ehdottomasti yhdeksi helppokäyttöisimmistä alustoista. Minulla oli tärkeää pohtia kehittymistämme tulevaisuudessa. Kaikki myyntiin tarvittavat työkalut, kuten varaston suunnittelu, ovat kätevästi dashboardissa. Aloita ilmainen kokeilu shopify.com-sivustolla.
If you're going around with meta glasses, you're a pervert. Oh, such a fucking pervert.
You're a pervert. I'm so sorry. And I'm not watching any
of the videos
anymore.
And I don't care if I used to enjoy the videos of people who were going around doing the hauls at car boot sales, because sometimes I like to see people rubbaging through bits
and
finding bits of treasure. But actually, because you're not letting anyone know that you're going around actually recording them, I think it's perverted.
Also, it's when they're trying to sell them and they're going... Mera, what's this fruit? I'm like, girl, you know.
Girl, it's a kumquat. Girl, it's a dragon
fruit. It's a
pomegranate. Babe, it's a kiwi.
Like the
first book you get as a kid is a book about fruit and a book about animals. Perverts
and
nerds and freaks. Name of the app. Perverts
and nerds
and freaks. Oh my.
It's your favourite queers, back in your ears It's I'm Grandmam Hey girlies, I'm Kevin And I'm PJ And welcome back to I'm Grandmam We're
back at it We're back
girl
It's
actually still fairly warm and we're in the month of September
I'm roasting in this room It's very warm We need to get you a fan Dyson, if you're listening Girls, I was invited to the product launch Of the weirdest thing ever stop
because i want to get
it i know me too and i love you dyson but what are you doing like just leave the toothbrush alone it was it was a toothbrush that scanned the inside of your mouth and it was like you can live stream no one wants to see your fucking molars on live stream
maybe i want to see mine no girl dyson if you're listening to this mr dyson i want a hoover obviously but i bought one of those
i want
a hoover and one of the towers the fans
I want to hoover on a tower. You miss me with your new product development when you had those influencers in Ireland going around with the headphones and the clip-on thing that cleaned the air. You look like fucking Asians. Sorry, girls. You know I love you, but what were you up to? What am I up to? You know I love you
girls. You
sound like bad things.
No, we're kissing the collab. Goodbye, girl. I really want to
free Tyson. They don't do collabs. But they're giving... Joanne McNally was on her hands and knees begging for a fucking thing there for ages. And they're a wrap. I don't know what she was begging for, but she got it in the end anyway, obviously.
Because they give the free bits and now we're not getting... Oh, they're taking the toothbrush even.
I'm only slagging you. I'm only messing. Sorry, Lisa from Spotlight. I know. But that toothbrush, it's stupid. The Dyson one. Yeah. But you haven't even used the chase. I know, but like sometimes people innovate for the sake of innovation. Like, you know what I mean? And I'm getting deep hair on the pod girls.
Like before innovation used to be in response to a problem or an issue to
make life
easier. Whereas now where are we just adding bells and whistles for the sake of something looking a bit fancy. Also, like, if your buddy's going to get in a pair or if your dad's like, oh, I might get a pair of those meta glasses, say, go on away, you pervert.
And add them to the fucking sex offenders list. It is. It's that serious. I don't know. And then Kylie Jenner coming on. I'm going, Kylie girl, people be trying to fucking take pictures of you left, right and centre. Wouldn't
you love to slap them around the head
and go, are you dumb? And her one's even more incognito.
Why?
Because they're kind
of...
They have one of the noses on? No. Are they the
Groucho glasses with the moustache?
Yeah.
Because that's more
incognito. And those I'd be
tempted to buy.
No, bring those back. The Groucho glasses, they never left.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Why are Kevin and PJ noticing more road‑rage than before?
0:00–6:48
2
What’s the deal with meta glasses and why are they called perverts?
6:48–12:43
3
Why do people spend big money on designer sunglasses?
12:43–20:35
4
What happened during Kevin’s bike‑car road‑rage incident?
20:35–28:53
5
Which celebrity memoirs are Kevin and PJ loving right now?
28:53–35:27
6
What did they learn from the Edinburgh Fringe shows?
35:27–42:17
7
What funny or punny titles are they brainstorming for their own memoir?
42:17–51:26
8
How will they run a book‑club around celebrity memoirs?
51:26–56:53