Kevin Twomey

everyone's just pure sexy like don't go there with low self-esteem okay because first of all i will say right and this is me speaking open honestly and maybe other people have felt this you already kind of feel like a worthless piece of shit because you never signed up and you're watching people run and you're watching people run and i'm going oh my god i got an uber there it was around the corner i got an uber there and then the uber driver was like i'm not gonna get any closer because it's closed off and i was like are you fucking real i was like what you want me to walk 500 yards

So you're already feeling a bit less than.

But you arrive.

Everyone's kitted out in the latest gear.

This style is amazing.

Girls, you know, people are running towards you because I suppose really when you think about it, if you take yourself out of the marathon setting, it kind of just looks like a load of lads are running at you.

Obviously, there's girlies as well.

The girlies were looking cunt as well.

some of the lads were like running at me and i was like getting nervous i was like oh my god i was kind of i was blushing at loads of lads and then like obviously you're kind of supporting everyone so you're like cheering everyone on but obviously then they have their names on the babes babe you would just start saying their name when i was running the marathon i was realizing in real time that people are going to just shout my name randomly because they were like go on pj i was like who's that you know what i mean it was just a random stranger like

When you're calling out a fella's name and then if he kind of gives you a thumbs up or a smile, I'm like, oh my God.

It has to be.

It was as if London Fashion Week was happening, but the models just happened to be running down the runway.

It was very East London.

Very cool.

Now...

with the names on the vests or on their jerseys like very very handy for having a snoop because you can download the app brilliant you know what i mean especially i was delighted when someone had a bit of an obscure first name especially if there's like an irish lad or whatever like amen i'm finding you you have their instagram before they get to the finish line like it's

crazy yeah speaking of which so we went down to support shabs right yeah i met ryan and olu on like a corner of victoria park right so i'm booting down i thought i was going to be late and i was like i need to get there now met the lads we're tracking chaps right yeah tracking her and they were like oh great you got her just in time she should be around in the next five minutes right judging off perfect because you can follow the dot and it shows how many sometimes that's off though well we're again our first time going to support in one of these

So we're waiting around like this.

Also, do you know when you're looking for someone, we also didn't know what she was wearing.

So we were literally like this.