Kevin Twomey

If you're spending it with your friends.

No, I do spend it with my friends.

But sometimes, girlies, I like to go off by myself or like, you know, when you're having a good time, you're having your drinkies, you pop to the loo and then you catch sight of yourself in the mirror and you kind of go, I'm locked.

That's where you went wrong.

You need to know that you're locked, right?

And then you go, right, I'm in the bathroom.

I'm going to pop onto Instagram and do a load of crazy fire react emojis to a few lads.

And then like,

message a girl who i haven't spoken to since we went to speech and drama in winnipeg and douglas 20 years ago i'd be like so proud of the woman that you've become you know and i literally haven't seen sight or sound of her right do a bit of that sometimes so in a club setting i can't lock in enough my i think i've never felt euphoria like this is when you've had a bottle of wine at home i rarely do with girls i don't really drink at home

anymore but after the incident i never really drank at home oh sorry i keep touching i'm gonna actually punch you in the face i'm so sorry i'm gonna pull it down it's designer you don't have to worry it's not designer girl girl it's not in this home designer let me tell you that

I know, I think I kind of do.

I'm actually fond of being out.

And if I want to pay someone a compliment, guys, I'm so good.

No, but you know what I mean?

I don't, no bother going.

Oh, come here, you look fab.

By the way, I love your shoes.

I'm in the club.

I'm not running away from my friends.

There comes a point where I go, I'm doing my own thing.