Kevin Twomey

Shabs, our best buddy, was running the Hackney Half.

And because when you ran the marathon you were doing in Vienna, I never flew over to Vienna for that.

Yeah.

This was on my doorstep.

I had no choice but to go and support.

But I wanted to because I love the idea of catching the excitement and seeing what it's all about.

I've never done it, right?

And I will say, right, oh my God.

Like, I don't think it's like your typical marathon or half marathon because it's happening in East London and there's all these Londoners doing it.

everyone's just pure sexy like don't go there with low self-esteem okay because first of all i will say right and this is me speaking open honestly and maybe other people have felt this you already kind of feel like a worthless piece of shit because you never signed up and you're watching people run and you're watching people run and i'm going oh my god i got an uber there it was around the corner i got an uber there and then the uber driver was like i'm not gonna get any closer because it's closed off and i was like are you fucking real i was like what you want me to walk 500 yards

So you're already feeling a bit less than.

But you arrive.

Everyone's kitted out in the latest gear.

This style is amazing.

Girls, you know, people are running towards you because I suppose really when you think about it, if you take yourself out of the marathon setting, it kind of just looks like a load of lads are running at you.

Obviously, there's girlies as well.

The girlies were looking cunt as well.

some of the lads were like running at me and i was like getting nervous i was like oh my god i was kind of i was blushing at loads of lads and then like obviously you're kind of supporting everyone so you're like cheering everyone on but obviously then they have their names on the babes babe you would just start saying their name when i was running the marathon i was realizing in real time that people are going to just shout my name randomly because they were like go on pj i was like who's that you know what i mean it was just a random stranger like

When you're calling out a fella's name and then if he kind of gives you a thumbs up or a smile, I'm like, oh my God.

It has to be.