Khaya Dlanga

Got into this Uber, started chatting, the guy's German, this German driver, so he's speaking, he's driving us. And like, oh, so start chatting, oh, where do you work? He works for, he is like an MD or something at Merrill Lynch. Wait, wait, what? I know. Your Uber driver? Our Uber driver. Like was or was? So he was currently at the time? At the time, yes.

Got into this Uber, started chatting, the guy's German, this German driver, so he's speaking, he's driving us. And like, oh, so start chatting, oh, where do you work? He works for, he is like an MD or something at Merrill Lynch. Wait, wait, what? I know. Your Uber driver? Our Uber driver. Like was or was? So he was currently at the time? At the time, yes.

Like a massive executive position, you know. And I was like, so I was like, dude, explain what's going on here. And he says, no, you know, when I come from Germany, I decide that in order for me to improve my English, I'm going to become an Uber driver. Oh, you're lying. Yeah, I'm going to become an Uber driver. And then I'm going to, please excuse my closer German accent.

Like a massive executive position, you know. And I was like, so I was like, dude, explain what's going on here. And he says, no, you know, when I come from Germany, I decide that in order for me to improve my English, I'm going to become an Uber driver. Oh, you're lying. Yeah, I'm going to become an Uber driver. And then I'm going to, please excuse my closer German accent.

I've actually never heard one before. This is really dope.

I've actually never heard one before. This is really dope.

So this guy, and that's what he does now. And in order to improve his English, And then he says, but what he also found was that he got to understand nuances about Americans. Because he was an Uber driver. Yeah, you could apply for his job. I was like, oh, wow. That was for me the most interesting. That actually makes sense. Very interesting.

So this guy, and that's what he does now. And in order to improve his English, And then he says, but what he also found was that he got to understand nuances about Americans. Because he was an Uber driver. Yeah, you could apply for his job. I was like, oh, wow. That was for me the most interesting. That actually makes sense. Very interesting.

So I've always wanted to be- My Uber driver was free, but he wasn't taking me on. That's who I wanted to be.

So I've always wanted to be- My Uber driver was free, but he wasn't taking me on. That's who I wanted to be.

Do you like driving? I love driving. One of my favorite things to do is to drive. It's quite far. So I really do enjoy driving from Joburg to the Eastern Cape. By myself.

Do you like driving? I love driving. One of my favorite things to do is to drive. It's quite far. So I really do enjoy driving from Joburg to the Eastern Cape. By myself.

Maybe two.

Maybe two.

Yeah. In fact, the first accident I had was a taxi driver hit me. Okay. And the second one was also another taxi driver in Cape Town.

Yeah. In fact, the first accident I had was a taxi driver hit me. Okay. And the second one was also another taxi driver in Cape Town.

Oh, yeah. Okay, I don't count that.

Oh, yeah. Okay, I don't count that.

what Kholisa always forgets to mention is the fact that he braked suddenly because he was there was someone in the passenger seat was directing him and she forgot to tell him no turn here so he braked like oh so he slammed the brakes he slammed the brakes but also like okay the car had dystronic what what oh your car yeah oh so you trusted the car to do the thing okay and it always did but the problem can I tell the problem one is that three days before it had said dystronic

what Kholisa always forgets to mention is the fact that he braked suddenly because he was there was someone in the passenger seat was directing him and she forgot to tell him no turn here so he braked like oh so he slammed the brakes he slammed the brakes but also like okay the car had dystronic what what oh your car yeah oh so you trusted the car to do the thing okay and it always did but the problem can I tell the problem one is that three days before it had said dystronic