Kid Rock

My career is growing at an alarming rate of a quarter inch a year, which, to put that into perspective, that's the same rate that my hair is falling out.

So if you see me in like a year from now, now you can look at the top of my head and then decide if you still really want to invest in that oceanfront property.

One of my favorite facts about sea turtles is that their sex is determined by the temperature of their nest.

So if the sand is really warm, then they develop as females.

And if the sand is cold, they develop as males.

Because even in the world of sea turtles, males and females cannot agree on what temp... Did I go over time?

Oh, even in the world of sea turtles, males and females cannot agree on what temperature the thermostat should be set to.

All right.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Dork!

A very oceanic set.

What's your question exactly?

I'm curious to know.

What's that?

You didn't go over your time.

You just talked about dorky ocean shit for 60 seconds.

Are you a comic or a substitute teacher?

Yeah.

Exactly.

That was fucking odd.