Kid Rock

That means they have to wrap it up then or else they bring out the angry West Hollywood Bear.

which brutally interrupts them.

I conduct an interview.

We have some fun.

We meet them all at once.

The whole thing's improvised.

Anything can happen.

Who's ready to start tonight's fucking show?

I have selected the first bucket pool of the night.

While we go wrangle them, I have one of our great golden ticket winners ready to get us started with a brand new minute.

And by great golden ticket winner, I mean perhaps the greatest golden ticket winner in the history of the show.

Ladies and gentlemen, on an absolute hot streak, to get us started tonight, this is the unstoppable force known as Martin Phillips.

Thank you.

Oh, man, how cool.

I go, hey, I was on the road, and a lady DMed me, and she said, hey, I'll show you around town and my pussy.

Okay, uh...

I'm an advocate for smoking during pregnancy because those moms deserve to look cool too, you know?

When I was a kid, the tooth fairy was coming, so I put my grandfather's dentures underneath my pillow with a note that said, here's a full set.

Pay a bitch.

I included the gums.