Kieran Culkin

What a fucking cast. I'm terrified. I thought I was... When do you open? March-ish? I don't know. They don't even have a theater, but they keep telling me...

Are you about to ask, Sean, are you about to ask me about funny theater stories?

Are you about to ask, Sean, are you about to ask me about funny theater stories?

Are you about to ask, Sean, are you about to ask me about funny theater stories?

Yes. Funny things that happened. If you have any, please share them. I love it. But look, Kieran, you can't be you. Let him tell a theater story.

Yes. Funny things that happened. If you have any, please share them. I love it. But look, Kieran, you can't be you. Let him tell a theater story.

Yes. Funny things that happened. If you have any, please share them. I love it. But look, Kieran, you can't be you. Let him tell a theater story.

No, I wasn't actually prompting myself for a funny bit. I just know that Sean likes to ask that. Or it's audition stories.

No, I wasn't actually prompting myself for a funny bit. I just know that Sean likes to ask that. Or it's audition stories.

No, I wasn't actually prompting myself for a funny bit. I just know that Sean likes to ask that. Or it's audition stories.

Yes, jump in. Those are my favorite stories, if you have one.

Yes, jump in. Those are my favorite stories, if you have one.

Yes, jump in. Those are my favorite stories, if you have one.

I got a really quick one, which is I did a play 10 years ago with Michael Cera. Nice. This is our youth. And I had food poisoning. It's already funny. And the moment the show started and the lights came up, I realized, oh, I'm fucked. So I spent like an hour just trying not to vomit. And by the end of the first act, I had this whole speech. And I realized, I can't open my mouth.

I got a really quick one, which is I did a play 10 years ago with Michael Cera. Nice. This is our youth. And I had food poisoning. It's already funny. And the moment the show started and the lights came up, I realized, oh, I'm fucked. So I spent like an hour just trying not to vomit. And by the end of the first act, I had this whole speech. And I realized, I can't open my mouth.

I got a really quick one, which is I did a play 10 years ago with Michael Cera. Nice. This is our youth. And I had food poisoning. It's already funny. And the moment the show started and the lights came up, I realized, oh, I'm fucked. So I spent like an hour just trying not to vomit. And by the end of the first act, I had this whole speech. And I realized, I can't open my mouth.

I'm going to vomit. And I have this whole speech where I have to get the money. There's an amount and what I'm spending it on. And I stood up next to the door to leave the apartment. I'm wobbling. And I have the speech. And there's like a five, six-second long pause that's not supposed to be there. And I hold my hand out. And I just went, money. Money. And he put the money in my hand.

I'm going to vomit. And I have this whole speech where I have to get the money. There's an amount and what I'm spending it on. And I stood up next to the door to leave the apartment. I'm wobbling. And I have the speech. And there's like a five, six-second long pause that's not supposed to be there. And I hold my hand out. And I just went, money. Money. And he put the money in my hand.

I'm going to vomit. And I have this whole speech where I have to get the money. There's an amount and what I'm spending it on. And I stood up next to the door to leave the apartment. I'm wobbling. And I have the speech. And there's like a five, six-second long pause that's not supposed to be there. And I hold my hand out. And I just went, money. Money. And he put the money in my hand.

I ran out and the stage manager, I guess, had put a bucket right next to the door. And I started violently, loudly vomiting in this bucket. They were trying to drag me away, but I couldn't. I was just holding onto this bucket for dear life vomiting. I asked Michael afterwards, I said, could you guys hear me? He goes, are you fucking kidding me?