Kieran Culkin
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Podcast Appearances
You're like, I don't know where the car's taking me. It's my dealer.
You're like, I don't know where the car's taking me. It's my dealer.
You're like, I don't know where the car's taking me. It's my dealer.
I walked in a bar. I saw her and I yelled, holy shit. Yeah.
I walked in a bar. I saw her and I yelled, holy shit. Yeah.
I walked in a bar. I saw her and I yelled, holy shit. Yeah.
And I was with this dude. And I said, like, hey, we need to go stand near this girl, which I realize now sounds kind of creepy. Yeah. And so we stood. near her.
And I was with this dude. And I said, like, hey, we need to go stand near this girl, which I realize now sounds kind of creepy. Yeah. And so we stood. near her.
And I was with this dude. And I said, like, hey, we need to go stand near this girl, which I realize now sounds kind of creepy. Yeah. And so we stood. near her.
Fucking easy now, right? This was 13 years ago. She was sitting at a table with some dude and the moment he got up to leave to go to the bathroom, I just jumped in there and stole his seat.
Fucking easy now, right? This was 13 years ago. She was sitting at a table with some dude and the moment he got up to leave to go to the bathroom, I just jumped in there and stole his seat.
Fucking easy now, right? This was 13 years ago. She was sitting at a table with some dude and the moment he got up to leave to go to the bathroom, I just jumped in there and stole his seat.
And I literally, like all I did is I sat down and said, sorry, I just stole your friend's seat. And she went, that's okay. I said, was that your boyfriend? She said, no. I said, do you have a boyfriend? She went, no. I said, then I'm Kieran.
And I literally, like all I did is I sat down and said, sorry, I just stole your friend's seat. And she went, that's okay. I said, was that your boyfriend? She said, no. I said, do you have a boyfriend? She went, no. I said, then I'm Kieran.