Kris Paronto

I'm the biggest pussy in the world. But God's got me, you know, God's. But of course, everybody found out, small town, Grand Junction, Colorado. Military found out, of course, because... I was very lucky. Instead of going to jail, I got to go to the VA there in Grand Junction. They threw me in the mental ward, like to check on me. So the military, so the wheels are turning that I'm going to get.

I'm the biggest pussy in the world. But God's got me, you know, God's. But of course, everybody found out, small town, Grand Junction, Colorado. Military found out, of course, because... I was very lucky. Instead of going to jail, I got to go to the VA there in Grand Junction. They threw me in the mental ward, like to check on me. So the military, so the wheels are turning that I'm going to get.

So hold on, did you get caught? Actually, what I did is I went back home, I drank myself silly, and my friend found me on the floor. My ranger buddy who I joined with, he was home too on leave, he found me on the floor. I was just drunk and took a bunch of Tylenol. So you tried to kill yourself. Yeah, 1997, six or seven. 96, then 96. Holy shit, guys. Yeah, it's just one of those things.

So hold on, did you get caught? Actually, what I did is I went back home, I drank myself silly, and my friend found me on the floor. My ranger buddy who I joined with, he was home too on leave, he found me on the floor. I was just drunk and took a bunch of Tylenol. So you tried to kill yourself. Yeah, 1997, six or seven. 96, then 96. Holy shit, guys. Yeah, it's just one of those things.

So hold on, did you get caught? Actually, what I did is I went back home, I drank myself silly, and my friend found me on the floor. My ranger buddy who I joined with, he was home too on leave, he found me on the floor. I was just drunk and took a bunch of Tylenol. So you tried to kill yourself. Yeah, 1997, six or seven. 96, then 96. Holy shit, guys. Yeah, it's just one of those things.

Because you're young, you're pissed vinegar, you're full of fire. You're a ranger, dude. Someone was going to, you know, but I wasn't ready. It just was being young and stupid and doing stupid things impulsively that young people do, especially young guys like yourself and myself. We're just, we're not thinking. We're just action first, consequences later. But the military found out.

Because you're young, you're pissed vinegar, you're full of fire. You're a ranger, dude. Someone was going to, you know, but I wasn't ready. It just was being young and stupid and doing stupid things impulsively that young people do, especially young guys like yourself and myself. We're just, we're not thinking. We're just action first, consequences later. But the military found out.

Because you're young, you're pissed vinegar, you're full of fire. You're a ranger, dude. Someone was going to, you know, but I wasn't ready. It just was being young and stupid and doing stupid things impulsively that young people do, especially young guys like yourself and myself. We're just, we're not thinking. We're just action first, consequences later. But the military found out.

And of course they are. And of course we called the commander. And the commander found out. And I had wonderful, so blessed, first sergeant was Frank Grippy, Ranger legend, Sergeant Major Grippy. He was dropping mortars and tubes in Torbo and Anaconda when he was with 10th Mountain. He was a Sergeant Major. He was my first sergeant.

And of course they are. And of course we called the commander. And the commander found out. And I had wonderful, so blessed, first sergeant was Frank Grippy, Ranger legend, Sergeant Major Grippy. He was dropping mortars and tubes in Torbo and Anaconda when he was with 10th Mountain. He was a Sergeant Major. He was my first sergeant.

And of course they are. And of course we called the commander. And the commander found out. And I had wonderful, so blessed, first sergeant was Frank Grippy, Ranger legend, Sergeant Major Grippy. He was dropping mortars and tubes in Torbo and Anaconda when he was with 10th Mountain. He was a Sergeant Major. He was my first sergeant.

And we also had Captain Paul La Camera, who I think he's a three-star general now. He may have just retired. But he was my CEO. And they, I mean, I wasn't going to stay in. There's no way I could stay in. But I managed to get an honorable discharge. I didn't deserve it. So I only finished two years out of my first four-year contract.

And we also had Captain Paul La Camera, who I think he's a three-star general now. He may have just retired. But he was my CEO. And they, I mean, I wasn't going to stay in. There's no way I could stay in. But I managed to get an honorable discharge. I didn't deserve it. So I only finished two years out of my first four-year contract.

And we also had Captain Paul La Camera, who I think he's a three-star general now. He may have just retired. But he was my CEO. And they, I mean, I wasn't going to stay in. There's no way I could stay in. But I managed to get an honorable discharge. I didn't deserve it. So I only finished two years out of my first four-year contract.

Well, I went home. It took me two years. Well, I had two years. I didn't have a choice. You got out. Sorry.

Well, I went home. It took me two years. Well, I had two years. I didn't have a choice. You got out. Sorry.

Well, I went home. It took me two years. Well, I had two years. I didn't have a choice. You got out. Sorry.

So you left.

So you left.

So you left.