Kris Paronto

We're going to South Padre Spring Break. I need you to smile again. And Brian, I love Brian. He is all. And he was a really good football player. Outstanding wide receiver out there. But we go there. And this is what's so funny. And it's funny, but I also, I do believe there's Cupid is out there because we're at Charlie's. It's a bar there. No, it's Louie's. We're at Louie's.

Louie's, Louie's bar and something. And I'm dancing, you know, and, but I'm still jacked. I'm a ranger, shredded. Yeah, I'm jacked up. Shirt's off because I'm, woohoo, I'm spring break drinking, drinking. And all of a sudden, this searing pain, like, all flows down the side of my face and my eyes. Well, it was before fireballs.

Louie's, Louie's bar and something. And I'm dancing, you know, and, but I'm still jacked. I'm a ranger, shredded. Yeah, I'm jacked up. Shirt's off because I'm, woohoo, I'm spring break drinking, drinking. And all of a sudden, this searing pain, like, all flows down the side of my face and my eyes. Well, it was before fireballs.

Louie's, Louie's bar and something. And I'm dancing, you know, and, but I'm still jacked. I'm a ranger, shredded. Yeah, I'm jacked up. Shirt's off because I'm, woohoo, I'm spring break drinking, drinking. And all of a sudden, this searing pain, like, all flows down the side of my face and my eyes. Well, it was before fireballs.

So they had those shots of cinnamon snobs that the little ladies would carry around. Somebody had knocked the whole thing on me. And I look and it was my wife, my current wife. I look, it's like Cupid's arrow. It's like, whoa. And we danced. We were inseparable that whole spring break. I stayed with her. Wait, hold on.

So they had those shots of cinnamon snobs that the little ladies would carry around. Somebody had knocked the whole thing on me. And I look and it was my wife, my current wife. I look, it's like Cupid's arrow. It's like, whoa. And we danced. We were inseparable that whole spring break. I stayed with her. Wait, hold on.

So they had those shots of cinnamon snobs that the little ladies would carry around. Somebody had knocked the whole thing on me. And I look and it was my wife, my current wife. I look, it's like Cupid's arrow. It's like, whoa. And we danced. We were inseparable that whole spring break. I stayed with her. Wait, hold on.

Who picked up who? Actually... I still think she's, and I told her, I said, you spilled that cinnamon schnapps on me on purpose, didn't you? Because you saw my heaving chest and I would show her, didn't you? She was like, that was, so there, but that's the, that was actually the joke. And it was, because I still believe that. You saw me and you did that on purpose, didn't you?

Who picked up who? Actually... I still think she's, and I told her, I said, you spilled that cinnamon schnapps on me on purpose, didn't you? Because you saw my heaving chest and I would show her, didn't you? She was like, that was, so there, but that's the, that was actually the joke. And it was, because I still believe that. You saw me and you did that on purpose, didn't you?

Who picked up who? Actually... I still think she's, and I told her, I said, you spilled that cinnamon schnapps on me on purpose, didn't you? Because you saw my heaving chest and I would show her, didn't you? She was like, that was, so there, but that's the, that was actually the joke. And it was, because I still believe that. You saw me and you did that on purpose, didn't you?

Just so I look at you. And I looked at her and she's a volleyball player from the University of Nebraska at Omaha. I mean, she, you know, volleyball players, come on. Watch, watch college volleyball, dude. And, you know, she's taller than me. She's 5'10". I'm 5'9". She's 5'10". And just athletic. And, man, that was it. And, again, the whole spring break.

Just so I look at you. And I looked at her and she's a volleyball player from the University of Nebraska at Omaha. I mean, she, you know, volleyball players, come on. Watch, watch college volleyball, dude. And, you know, she's taller than me. She's 5'10". I'm 5'9". She's 5'10". And just athletic. And, man, that was it. And, again, the whole spring break.

Just so I look at you. And I looked at her and she's a volleyball player from the University of Nebraska at Omaha. I mean, she, you know, volleyball players, come on. Watch, watch college volleyball, dude. And, you know, she's taller than me. She's 5'10". I'm 5'9". She's 5'10". And just athletic. And, man, that was it. And, again, the whole spring break.

So there was no one-liner, but it was, I do give her shit for that. I said, you did that shit on purpose because you saw my man boobs from all them push-ups. And it was awesome. And so when I went home, it gave me a direction. So I went back home. I'm like, okay, I... The stipulations, my honorable discharge, is I had to stay out for two years. I couldn't reenlist for two years.

So there was no one-liner, but it was, I do give her shit for that. I said, you did that shit on purpose because you saw my man boobs from all them push-ups. And it was awesome. And so when I went home, it gave me a direction. So I went back home. I'm like, okay, I... The stipulations, my honorable discharge, is I had to stay out for two years. I couldn't reenlist for two years.

So there was no one-liner, but it was, I do give her shit for that. I said, you did that shit on purpose because you saw my man boobs from all them push-ups. And it was awesome. And so when I went home, it gave me a direction. So I went back home. I'm like, okay, I... The stipulations, my honorable discharge, is I had to stay out for two years. I couldn't reenlist for two years.

It came in my file. And my dad had his doctorate. My mother, she's a teacher. She had her master's. What's the logical step here? Let's go back to college. So I applied to University of Nebraska Omaha, took the GRE, got accepted, and I got into my Bronco II. And luckily, I made it to Omaha. And I lived in a $100 and 10-month room in the slums of Omaha.

It came in my file. And my dad had his doctorate. My mother, she's a teacher. She had her master's. What's the logical step here? Let's go back to college. So I applied to University of Nebraska Omaha, took the GRE, got accepted, and I got into my Bronco II. And luckily, I made it to Omaha. And I lived in a $100 and 10-month room in the slums of Omaha.

It came in my file. And my dad had his doctorate. My mother, she's a teacher. She had her master's. What's the logical step here? Let's go back to college. So I applied to University of Nebraska Omaha, took the GRE, got accepted, and I got into my Bronco II. And luckily, I made it to Omaha. And I lived in a $100 and 10-month room in the slums of Omaha.

Omaha's a wonderful place, but it was the poorest of Omaha. No air conditioning, nothing, and it was wonderful. It's wonderful. It was just, it was like I'm out of a terrible element. And here I am by myself, no money. Bronco 2s don't run. So it's in a crappy car. I'm still fighting double hernia surgery because I hadn't got my hernias fixed yet. But it was like, man, this is awesome.