Krissy Hoadley

And I kept saying yes until we were three and a half hours into it, $700 into it.

Astrid was like what the fuck Astrid went to somewhere she like went out with a friend or something and she came back and I'm half naked in my child's room with this lady still there three and a half hours later she's like what is going on I go don't worry not sex would have been done a long time ago had it been that

That would have been a five-minute massage.

She's good.

Yeah, she is good.

That's for sure.

But it's hard because she has to come to your house.

She does, yeah.

And I wasn't here.

Oh, she does?

Yeah.

Okay, maybe I'll talk to you about that later.

But, okay, so we're on our way back, the big, long flight.

And that's hard.

And, you know, it's hard and we have the kids and it's the daytime flight.

So the kids aren't sleeping.

I've been kind of like cramped in this middle row of seats with two of my children on this hard, on the hard fucking seats.

With the hard fucking, you know, side rests.

It's just a whole thing.

Every hour that passed by, I was getting more and more desperate.