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Krissy Hoadley

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The "Up" Massage!

That'd be $185, sir.

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The "Up" Massage!

They don't come anywhere close to any part of your body that might actually make you feel good because, God forbid, they do that, right?

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The "Up" Massage!

They massage your calves a little bit and your arms and your ear.

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The "Up" Massage!

And they give you a head scratch and they say, that'll be $285, please.

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The "Up" Massage!

Because we put sheets on the ceiling and have fancy music playing.

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The "Up" Massage!

Fuck you.

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The "Up" Massage!

Get some real massage therapists in there.

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The "Up" Massage!

I'm not even going to say the name of the place.

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The "Up" Massage!

None of those places.

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The "Up" Massage!

None of them have anything available for days, if not weeks.

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The "Up" Massage!

And then I just Google, hey, massage place near me.

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The "Up" Massage!

And up comes a place that's got 120-something-odd reviews, and it's called Up Massage.

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The "Up" Massage!

Up.

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The "Up" Massage!

Now, one could...

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The "Up" Massage!

Well, it got a very professional logo.

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The "Up" Massage!

It didn't look like an erect penis or anything, right?

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The "Up" Massage!

Had a very professional logo.

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The "Up" Massage!

Up.

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The "Up" Massage!

We get you up.

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The "Up" Massage!

Under it in some odd reviews.