Krissy Hoadley
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And within a minute, she goes, your left side.
Way higher than your right side.
And I go, no, it's in my right side.
And she goes, no, in your left side.
And I thought to myself, this lady, this is not even a real masseuse.
She doesn't even know what she's talking about.
Anybody would know that there are huge knots in my right side that are causing all this fucking pain.
And then she said something that I know.
I was one second away from getting up and walking out the door because as much as, you know, happy ending sounds nice, probably make for a funny story on the commercial break.
I don't think Astrid would appreciate if I was running down the street for happy ending massages.
But, you know, I'm not the owner of the Patriots.
I don't run to places for happy ending massages.
My back really hurts and I really need help.