Krissy Hoadley

It was an hour and 20 minute massage for 100 of those minutes.

I was face down.

Right.

And that when the first lady was by herself again, I think the first lady, when the one lady was in there, she was really getting in to all the places in my body.

Like she was not afraid to be up into my butt, like not her fingers in my butt, but, you know, up rubbing my butt, rubbing way up into my thighs.

Yeah.

And all this other stuff.

And it was not the kind of treatment I think you would expect from like an American massage.

I don't think any I've never had a massage at like a regular like big spa where they get that close to you.

You know, they're usually keeping a distance.

There's a part of your body that they're not going to touch.

They might like press your butt under the over the sheet.

Yeah.

But they're not going to get in there with the oils and their hands and the knots.

But she did.

And she was all over.

And then only in the last 20 minutes did she flip me over, gave me a foot massage and then like a leg massage.

And that leg massage got really, really close to all of the personal areas.

But I didn't care because at that point I fully understood that what I was getting was probably the best massage of my life and had nothing to do with happy endings.

I don't think.