Krissy Hoadley
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Who puts their air conditioning on their patio and then decorates it?
I mean, I guess if you have an air conditioning on your patio, maybe you do want to decorate it.
Yeah, not with the whack-off hands.
He has two statues sitting on top of a decorated air conditioner, an air conditioner that's like in a decorative box.
And then the two statues on top are wooden whack-off hands.
Everybody in the world knows what a whack-off hand is.
Make that times two, cut it off at the wrists, make it a statue and put it on top of your air conditioning.
And whenever you get pissed because your AC ain't working, you go outside and you go, fuck it!
Subconsciously, they think about your shoes first and then your dick second.