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Chapter 1: What luxury item does Frankie recommend for style?
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I'll Google it. I'll see if I can find anything about Hermanns. Hairmans. Hermanns. Hairmans. Hermanns. Hermanns. I'll see if I can find anything about Hermanns. Because Hermanns and Hermanns are two different things. I think my grandpa used to shop at Hermanns. The Hermanns over GLP-1s. Yeah. Hermanns. GLP-1s. Why Brian 3000? All right. And, you know, the lady moisturizing gel.
I forget what they call that, but the stuff you put in there and you're wet and ready to go.
The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
Oh, yeah. Cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Chris Joy Holdley. Best to you, Chris.
Best to you, Brian.
Best to you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us. There we go. That looks better. Yeah, that was weird.
We were on opposite sides.
Well, I think I flipped it. Yeah. Anyway, we're flipping all over the place. We're flipping out for you, the listeners. We're flipping out. All right. Okay. We're here. We're back. When you're listening to this, if you're listening to this on the podcast version, Chrissy and I are on our fifth vacation of the year. But, you know, we'll return soon. Don't worry about us.
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Chapter 2: What makes Frankie's approach to fashion unique?
And... There's only one name that comes to mind. I mean, the commercial break and Frankie B will be tied. Synonymous. Extrably in the universe as two peas in a pod. Serendipity struck us early on with Frankie B. But as we mentioned with Allison, there are droughts and floods of Frankie B. Sometimes we get awash with new videos.
And then there have been months, sometimes half a year, where there's nothing new from Frankie B. Or nothing that we see anyway. However, our fate, as luck would have it, our fate has changed, Chrissy. And we have now been blessed with another download and absolute gorge of new Frankie B videos.
And this is very exciting news for all of us here at the commercial break because it means we don't have to think of things to say. We can just watch Frankie B videos all day. Frankie put out about six new videos in the last 30 days. Some of those, I think, are including a woman, maybe, that he's dating. Okay.
Or maybe it's that same woman that we've seen in other videos of his that seems to be his friend, but they talk about relationship stuff a lot.
Yeah, she was involved in the Salon Sui.
She was involved in the Salon Sui. Salon Suite. I have a place right down the street called Salon Suite.
I've passed it. And also anytime I pass, because they are, they're all over town. Yeah. And so anytime I pass it, I think of him and how he started it or he thinks he started it.
He thinks he started it. He really did. But he thinks, well, let him be. Leave him alone. He's getting old. He's like Trump. He's losing his mind. So Frankie is back, better than ever, redder than ever. As Chrissy said to me earlier, you look tan. Well, so does Frankie. We're all looking tan these days. Why don't we just get to it?
Because I think this is a 10-minute video, so the amount of times that we like to interrupt Frankie, this could take the entire episode. Why don't we just get right to it here in the first segment of the show? Look at us breaking the mold.
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Chapter 3: How does Frankie justify spending $1,300 on shoes?
Oh, back to the car. Okay, now we're back to the original intro.
Why do we have two intros on this video? We are so lucky. So lucky.
I'm playing golf.
Beautiful woman. Beautiful woman. Big boobs. Doing a skincare routine. What do they call that?
Parasailing.
So I'm excited, and I'm actually excited for all of you to see what my new styling tip is for men in their 60s.
Wait, you're excited? There's a styling tip inside that box? They send them via boxes now, the styling tips? First of all, second of all, Frankie, where'd your personality go? What's going on? He's usually all hyped up and hipped up. I know. It's early in the day. Yeah, maybe it's a morning shoot. Yeah, he hasn't done any bumps yet.
It is most definitely shoes. And why?
Shoes. Shoes. I got shoes. Do you have shoes? Do you choose your shoes in the morning?
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Chapter 4: What are the differences between Hermes and Hermens?
Are we really, Frankie?
Oh, this is going to be good. Brand name. And wearing brand name shoes versus the, you know, the everyday shoes. Now, obviously, these shoes that I'm going to show you, these are just shots. Look at him shaking his head.
I know. These shoes that I'm going to show you are basically pussy in a box. Okay? Make no mistake about it. First thing I do is I walk in and I show my shoes. I walk in feet first. I show my shoes. Look at my shoes. And I say, hey, ladies, you like the shoes? Check out my cock. Let's go.
Frankie V. Of $1,300. Okay.
Holy shit there, Hermes. Holy shit. $1,300 fucking dollars on a pair of shoes? Didn't he say they're gym shoes? Yeah, he's going to wear them at the fucking gym? I object on principle alone. I object on principle alone. This is ridiculous, Frankie. You're telling men they've got to buy $1,300 shoes in order to be in the same rarefied air as you. Salon suites cannot be paying that good.
It just cannot. To my knowledge, you only have two locations. Two. And they're paying you $50 a week or something? There's no way. But I'm going to tell you something right now.
My fiancée, she found these. Oh, fiancée.
Fiancée. What? Breaking news. What?
Get ass. I get ass. Woo. Frankie. Fiancée. Oh, my God, Frankie. I'm so excited for you.
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Chapter 5: How can men over 60 dress stylishly according to Frankie?
He said Hermens. The way it's spelled. Yeah, Hermens.
Yeah.
All right, let's take a quick break. We'll leave it there. We'll take a quick break. I'll Google it. I'll see if I can find anything about Hermens. Hair-mens. Hair-mens. Hair-mens. Hermens. Hermens. I'll see if I can find anything about Hermens. Because Hermens and Hermes are two different things. I think my grandpa used to shop at Hermens.
Did Hermens offer GLP-1s?
Yeah. Hermens, GLP-1s. Why Brian 3000?
Yeah.
All right. And, you know, the lady moisturizing gel. I forget what they call that, but the stuff you put in there and you're wet and ready to go. I'll be right back. We'll be right back. All three of us.
Yeah. See, Brian? That really wasn't that difficult, now was it? You're welcome. Best to you, best to you Best to you, best to you
Okay, I see something about a guy named Joe Hermes, who was a runner. Oh. So, maybe? Hermes worked for Nike. He worked for Nike.
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Chapter 6: What are the common misconceptions about expensive shoes?
So these are good looking. I will say that.
See what he's got. And what the card says.
From Hermann's. Okay, I'm not really sure what this is, nor do I want to read it right now.
Then what are you going to talk about? Okay, let's start here. It comes with this card. I can't read.
Let's not worry about that.
I don't really know what this is.
I don't care. I don't need it. What is that? That could be a card that's got $5,000 worth of gift certificate on it. Frankie, read it. We want to see. I love their packaging. A piece of paper. I love their packaging with the shoe paper that every box, every shoe has ever come in. I love it. It's great.
Okay, obviously, you know, the shoes are well packed. And these are nice bags. Shoe bags, Frankie. That's what they're called. You can get those with a $100 pair of shoes. You know, for travel. All right, let's check these out. So now this is the Hermann's.
Hermes. Hermes. You don't, this H is silent and there is no N in it. Why are you saying Hermes? Gymshoe. All right. For all of you. He's got a big H on the side rolling down the bottom. I do have to say they're good looking shoes. I'll give them that. But white. Honestly, Frankie. $1,500 shoes, tax tag and title, that you bought in white. In white. They're ruined within a day.
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Chapter 7: How does Frankie’s lifestyle influence his fashion choices?
I will wear them on air.
Clean, look, stylish. You know, anybody with a sense of fashion, they're instantly going to know this brand. So guys, you know...
What?
First of all, what is the decor that's going on in the background?
I was going to say, what is going on in the background?
What is that? Two whack-off hands? It does look like it. Wow, things are getting freaky in that house. Go ahead and fuck my statue. That's my statue. Go ahead and fuck it. Yeah, with the fake Ivy and the, I don't know. And what is that big grate behind him? I don't know. Why is he living? Now I want to know.
Before I get into showing you the outfit, a couple of quick things here. Man.
Yeah, that's like air conditioning. Look, the air conditioning's in there.
Yeah. Why? What is going on? Who puts their air conditioning on their patio and then decorates it? It's around it.
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Chapter 8: What humorous moments highlight Frankie's personality in this episode?
Yeah, he's holding the camera in his hand and it's at the wrong angle.
You can't go under. Go down under. But then I guess with that hair, you probably don't want to go top.
Yeah.
Yeah, not a good look.
It's terrible. It's terrible. Listen, we all age. We get older. We look different. I'm not going to bust on him too much, but this is not the best we've ever seen Frankie look. Let's put it that way. It's raw. It's real. It's sunlight. He doesn't have that manufactured lighting that he has sometimes. When we first saw Frankie, you could call him a lot of things.
You could say a lot of things about Frankie, but he was a handsome looking older guy.
He was. Like you said, he had his lighting and his curtain and his screen in the background. He had his little professional bedroom set up.
He was fit. He was fresh. He looked good. Yeah, he was looking good.
He's on island time now.
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