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Frankie's Kickin His Hermens

04 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What luxury item does Frankie recommend for style?

9.025 - 11.188 Bryan Green

This episode of the Commercial Break.

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12.229 - 42.515 Krissy Hoadley

I'll Google it. I'll see if I can find anything about Hermanns. Hairmans. Hermanns. Hairmans. Hermanns. Hermanns. I'll see if I can find anything about Hermanns. Because Hermanns and Hermanns are two different things. I think my grandpa used to shop at Hermanns. The Hermanns over GLP-1s. Yeah. Hermanns. GLP-1s. Why Brian 3000? All right. And, you know, the lady moisturizing gel.

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42.815 - 47.886 Krissy Hoadley

I forget what they call that, but the stuff you put in there and you're wet and ready to go.

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50.211 - 54.76 Bryan Green

The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.

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56.933 - 64.901 Krissy Hoadley

Oh, yeah. Cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Chris Joy Holdley. Best to you, Chris.

64.961 - 66.023 Unknown

Best to you, Brian.

66.043 - 72.289 Krissy Hoadley

Best to you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us. There we go. That looks better. Yeah, that was weird.

72.67 - 73.531 Unknown

We were on opposite sides.

73.551 - 94.292 Krissy Hoadley

Well, I think I flipped it. Yeah. Anyway, we're flipping all over the place. We're flipping out for you, the listeners. We're flipping out. All right. Okay. We're here. We're back. When you're listening to this, if you're listening to this on the podcast version, Chrissy and I are on our fifth vacation of the year. But, you know, we'll return soon. Don't worry about us.

Chapter 2: What makes Frankie's approach to fashion unique?

198.78 - 221.263 Krissy Hoadley

And... There's only one name that comes to mind. I mean, the commercial break and Frankie B will be tied. Synonymous. Extrably in the universe as two peas in a pod. Serendipity struck us early on with Frankie B. But as we mentioned with Allison, there are droughts and floods of Frankie B. Sometimes we get awash with new videos.

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221.543 - 242.473 Krissy Hoadley

And then there have been months, sometimes half a year, where there's nothing new from Frankie B. Or nothing that we see anyway. However, our fate, as luck would have it, our fate has changed, Chrissy. And we have now been blessed with another download and absolute gorge of new Frankie B videos.

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243.094 - 258.195 Krissy Hoadley

And this is very exciting news for all of us here at the commercial break because it means we don't have to think of things to say. We can just watch Frankie B videos all day. Frankie put out about six new videos in the last 30 days. Some of those, I think, are including a woman, maybe, that he's dating. Okay.

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258.395 - 265.065 Krissy Hoadley

Or maybe it's that same woman that we've seen in other videos of his that seems to be his friend, but they talk about relationship stuff a lot.

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265.265 - 267.228 Unknown

Yeah, she was involved in the Salon Sui.

267.448 - 275.67 Krissy Hoadley

She was involved in the Salon Sui. Salon Suite. I have a place right down the street called Salon Suite.

275.69 - 285.021 Unknown

I've passed it. And also anytime I pass, because they are, they're all over town. Yeah. And so anytime I pass it, I think of him and how he started it or he thinks he started it.

285.041 - 306.131 Krissy Hoadley

He thinks he started it. He really did. But he thinks, well, let him be. Leave him alone. He's getting old. He's like Trump. He's losing his mind. So Frankie is back, better than ever, redder than ever. As Chrissy said to me earlier, you look tan. Well, so does Frankie. We're all looking tan these days. Why don't we just get to it?

306.151 - 316.528 Krissy Hoadley

Because I think this is a 10-minute video, so the amount of times that we like to interrupt Frankie, this could take the entire episode. Why don't we just get right to it here in the first segment of the show? Look at us breaking the mold.

Chapter 3: How does Frankie justify spending $1,300 on shoes?

561.95 - 566.275 Unknown

Oh, back to the car. Okay, now we're back to the original intro.

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566.595 - 571.32 Krissy Hoadley

Why do we have two intros on this video? We are so lucky. So lucky.

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577.139 - 578.222 Unknown

I'm playing golf.

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578.964 - 586.526 Krissy Hoadley

Beautiful woman. Beautiful woman. Big boobs. Doing a skincare routine. What do they call that?

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586.566 - 588.01 Unknown

Parasailing.

589.272 - 599.301 Frankie B.

So I'm excited, and I'm actually excited for all of you to see what my new styling tip is for men in their 60s.

599.922 - 616.157 Krissy Hoadley

Wait, you're excited? There's a styling tip inside that box? They send them via boxes now, the styling tips? First of all, second of all, Frankie, where'd your personality go? What's going on? He's usually all hyped up and hipped up. I know. It's early in the day. Yeah, maybe it's a morning shoot. Yeah, he hasn't done any bumps yet.

617.183 - 621.608 Frankie B.

It is most definitely shoes. And why?

621.648 - 627.916 Krissy Hoadley

Shoes. Shoes. I got shoes. Do you have shoes? Do you choose your shoes in the morning?

Chapter 4: What are the differences between Hermes and Hermens?

767.354 - 768.616 Unknown

Are we really, Frankie?

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769.597 - 784.72 Frankie B.

Oh, this is going to be good. Brand name. And wearing brand name shoes versus the, you know, the everyday shoes. Now, obviously, these shoes that I'm going to show you, these are just shots. Look at him shaking his head.

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784.74 - 803.466 Krissy Hoadley

I know. These shoes that I'm going to show you are basically pussy in a box. Okay? Make no mistake about it. First thing I do is I walk in and I show my shoes. I walk in feet first. I show my shoes. Look at my shoes. And I say, hey, ladies, you like the shoes? Check out my cock. Let's go.

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803.506 - 808.452 Frankie B.

Frankie V. Of $1,300. Okay.

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808.993 - 836.377 Krissy Hoadley

Holy shit there, Hermes. Holy shit. $1,300 fucking dollars on a pair of shoes? Didn't he say they're gym shoes? Yeah, he's going to wear them at the fucking gym? I object on principle alone. I object on principle alone. This is ridiculous, Frankie. You're telling men they've got to buy $1,300 shoes in order to be in the same rarefied air as you. Salon suites cannot be paying that good.

836.758 - 846.539 Krissy Hoadley

It just cannot. To my knowledge, you only have two locations. Two. And they're paying you $50 a week or something? There's no way. But I'm going to tell you something right now.

846.559 - 849.122 Frankie B.

My fiancée, she found these. Oh, fiancée.

849.142 - 854.63 Unknown

Fiancée. What? Breaking news. What?

854.69 - 865.784 Krissy Hoadley

Get ass. I get ass. Woo. Frankie. Fiancée. Oh, my God, Frankie. I'm so excited for you.

Chapter 5: How can men over 60 dress stylishly according to Frankie?

981.215 - 984.925 Krissy Hoadley

He said Hermens. The way it's spelled. Yeah, Hermens.

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984.945 - 985.045 Unknown

Yeah.

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986.307 - 1008.947 Krissy Hoadley

All right, let's take a quick break. We'll leave it there. We'll take a quick break. I'll Google it. I'll see if I can find anything about Hermens. Hair-mens. Hair-mens. Hair-mens. Hermens. Hermens. I'll see if I can find anything about Hermens. Because Hermens and Hermes are two different things. I think my grandpa used to shop at Hermens.

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1009.407 - 1011.429 Unknown

Did Hermens offer GLP-1s?

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1011.749 - 1015.052 Krissy Hoadley

Yeah. Hermens, GLP-1s. Why Brian 3000?

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Yeah.

1017.323 - 1031.621 Krissy Hoadley

All right. And, you know, the lady moisturizing gel. I forget what they call that, but the stuff you put in there and you're wet and ready to go. I'll be right back. We'll be right back. All three of us.

1031.882 - 1076.355 Unknown

Yeah. See, Brian? That really wasn't that difficult, now was it? You're welcome. Best to you, best to you Best to you, best to you

1100.146 - 1114.848 Krissy Hoadley

Okay, I see something about a guy named Joe Hermes, who was a runner. Oh. So, maybe? Hermes worked for Nike. He worked for Nike.

Chapter 6: What are the common misconceptions about expensive shoes?

1217.569 - 1219.371 Krissy Hoadley

So these are good looking. I will say that.

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1220.954 - 1223.199 Unknown

See what he's got. And what the card says.

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1223.48 - 1229.834 Frankie B.

From Hermann's. Okay, I'm not really sure what this is, nor do I want to read it right now.

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1230.295 - 1239.003 Unknown

Then what are you going to talk about? Okay, let's start here. It comes with this card. I can't read.

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1239.103 - 1240.305 Krissy Hoadley

Let's not worry about that.

1241.246 - 1243.289 Unknown

I don't really know what this is.

1243.309 - 1264.362 Krissy Hoadley

I don't care. I don't need it. What is that? That could be a card that's got $5,000 worth of gift certificate on it. Frankie, read it. We want to see. I love their packaging. A piece of paper. I love their packaging with the shoe paper that every box, every shoe has ever come in. I love it. It's great.

1264.683 - 1285.234 Frankie B.

Okay, obviously, you know, the shoes are well packed. And these are nice bags. Shoe bags, Frankie. That's what they're called. You can get those with a $100 pair of shoes. You know, for travel. All right, let's check these out. So now this is the Hermann's.

1285.214 - 1315.503 Krissy Hoadley

Hermes. Hermes. You don't, this H is silent and there is no N in it. Why are you saying Hermes? Gymshoe. All right. For all of you. He's got a big H on the side rolling down the bottom. I do have to say they're good looking shoes. I'll give them that. But white. Honestly, Frankie. $1,500 shoes, tax tag and title, that you bought in white. In white. They're ruined within a day.

Chapter 7: How does Frankie’s lifestyle influence his fashion choices?

1466.458 - 1467.5 Krissy Hoadley

I will wear them on air.

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1468.842 - 1480.663 Frankie B.

Clean, look, stylish. You know, anybody with a sense of fashion, they're instantly going to know this brand. So guys, you know...

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1480.643 - 1481.885 Unknown

What?

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1482.165 - 1484.79 Krissy Hoadley

First of all, what is the decor that's going on in the background?

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1484.81 - 1486.813 Unknown

I was going to say, what is going on in the background?

1486.853 - 1510.817 Krissy Hoadley

What is that? Two whack-off hands? It does look like it. Wow, things are getting freaky in that house. Go ahead and fuck my statue. That's my statue. Go ahead and fuck it. Yeah, with the fake Ivy and the, I don't know. And what is that big grate behind him? I don't know. Why is he living? Now I want to know.

1511.338 - 1514.403 Frankie B.

Before I get into showing you the outfit, a couple of quick things here. Man.

1514.924 - 1518.31 Unknown

Yeah, that's like air conditioning. Look, the air conditioning's in there.

1518.991 - 1527.586 Krissy Hoadley

Yeah. Why? What is going on? Who puts their air conditioning on their patio and then decorates it? It's around it.

Chapter 8: What humorous moments highlight Frankie's personality in this episode?

1711.481 - 1715.687 Unknown

Yeah, he's holding the camera in his hand and it's at the wrong angle.

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1715.827 - 1720.513 Krissy Hoadley

You can't go under. Go down under. But then I guess with that hair, you probably don't want to go top.

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1723.677 - 1726.902 Frankie's Follicles

Yeah, not a good look.

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1727.042 - 1746.45 Krissy Hoadley

It's terrible. It's terrible. Listen, we all age. We get older. We look different. I'm not going to bust on him too much, but this is not the best we've ever seen Frankie look. Let's put it that way. It's raw. It's real. It's sunlight. He doesn't have that manufactured lighting that he has sometimes. When we first saw Frankie, you could call him a lot of things.

1746.47 - 1749.735 Krissy Hoadley

You could say a lot of things about Frankie, but he was a handsome looking older guy.

1749.715 - 1759.109 Unknown

He was. Like you said, he had his lighting and his curtain and his screen in the background. He had his little professional bedroom set up.

1759.45 - 1764.297 Krissy Hoadley

He was fit. He was fresh. He looked good. Yeah, he was looking good.

1764.778 - 1766.24 Unknown

He's on island time now.

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