Krissy Hoadley

I had a massage with her one time.

And we did like a three and a half hour massage.

Yeah, I went on forever.

She just kept saying, okay, you know, we're approaching the hour.

Do you want to do another 30 minutes?

And I kept saying yes until we were three and a half hours into it.

$700 into it.

Astrid was like what the fuck Astrid went to somewhere she like went out with a friend or something and she came back and I'm half naked in my child's room with this lady still there three and a half hours later she's like what is going on I go don't worry not sex would have been done a long time ago had it been that that would have been a five minute massage the next episode of the commercial break starts now

Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break.

I'm Brian Greene.

This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy Hoadley.

Best to you, Kristen.

Best to you, Brian.

Best to you out there in the podcast universe.

Every time we come back to the studio after a long break, I always feel like something's amiss with my headset.

But it's not.

It's just me getting used to the sound of my own voice again.

That's right.

We have been away for a while.

Look at us taking a vacation every five days.