Kristen Joy Hoadley

And then they put out this pink cup at Starbucks, of which each Starbucks gets 10 or whatever.

And people are beating each other up over a fucking cup.

A cup that contains water.

You know there's a lot of things that can hold water, guys and girls.

I mean, we don't have to go get $50 gallon.

What is it?

What they call it?

Gallon's time day or something because it's holds almost a gallon of water.

Why do we need these things?

Pilots, people who do work in the middle of the summer where they don't have access to cold water.

The roofers, you know, contractors, guys and girls who really need to be drinking water, a lot of water, and they don't have access to a tap right next to them or filtered water, whatever it is.

Those are the kind of people who need Stanley cups.

Not house moms high on Vicodin waiting in Starbucks at six in the morning for them to open for this.

They get a lottery number.

So they get a Stanley Cup.

And listen, if you're one of those people, what are you thinking?

What are you doing?

Stop it.

Stop it.

People are beating each other up literally for a pink Stanley Cup.