TCB Infomercial w. Preacher Lawson
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What is the significance of 'big bladder energy'?
I did have a couple gay roommates.
Now at the same time, I wasn't like living in a gay house, but I had a gay roommate. I had a gay roommate when I was living in Orlando, Florida. And when I first moved to L.A., I had a gay roommate. And we shared a room. It's expensive. And I'll tell some guys that. They're like, you shared a room with a gay dude? I can't share the room with no gay dude. And I'm like, why?
How does morning breath affect relationships?
You don't trust yourself?
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I want to date a girl that's like, I really like. That's the main thing I like. Yeah. Is when the girl like me. You know, that's my number one thing. You like me? Oh, wow. We halfway there.
What led Preacher Lawson to get fired from his job?
Are you a boob guy? Are you a butt guy? No, I'm a guy who's into girls who like me guy.
Yeah. I'm a light guy. I'm a light guy. And what if she doesn't have a booty? Does she like me, though, with her non-booty? That's all I give a shit about.
I can deal with the rest.
What experiences shaped Preacher's journey in comedy?
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commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Kristen.
Best to you, Brian.
And best to you out there in the podcast universe. A new day, a new dollar, as they say, Kristen Joy Hoadley.
I thought it's new day, new dawn.
Oh, it is?
How does Preacher feel about performing in Las Vegas?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm just, you know, checking the revenue line. New day, a new dollar. Yes. I think we made a dollar. We'll find out at the end of the month. Hey, did you hear... About the most ridiculous thing that's ever happening? That Jake Paul is fighting Mike Tyson?
What was Preacher's audition experience like on AGT?
Did you read about this? I did indeed see the clip, you know, the news headline. And I thought that is ridiculous.
Mike Tyson rips a Mike Tyson sized hole in the middle of Jake Paul's chest. I really do. I think that guy is such a... yahoo i just completely and there's no doubt he's a fighter like he can fight he's now had a number of you know fights and he's done well in most of them and so i'm not looking for a fight with no because i don't fight that's not me but i just can't stand the guy he drives me fucking crazy and him fighting mike tyson at 57 years old i think mike tyson really has the upper hand here
Good for Mike for even agreeing to it.
He is the best professional fighter since Muhammad Ali. Maybe the greatest ever.
What challenges did Preacher face in his comedy career?
And he knocks people out cold. And I'm on board. I'm on board with this. I just say July 20th, Netflix. I'm excited to see what happens. It's going to be on fucking Netflix.
Yeah, that's right. It's their first live sporting event.
Well, what a way to go. I mean, how much do you think they're getting paid?
How has social media impacted Preacher's success?
How much do you think they're getting? Tens of millions of dollars each, right? It's got to be. Like, I think Floyd Mayweather makes like $100 million. He made $100 million for his fight against Pacquiao, if I'm not mistaken. $100 million! Now, I am not a fighter by trade or by want or by desire. But I will say this. If you paid me $100 million...
You'd get in the ring?
I'd get in the ring. I would get in the ring. I would train up like a little Rocky. You know, I'd take a day. I'd do a little Rocky montage. I'd chase the chickens around, beat the meat, run up the stairs or in phases, like, you know, some stairs in the morning, a few more stairs in the afternoon.
Two at a time.
Two at a time. Take a break to smoke a cigarette. Get up to the next two stairs. You know, I would do all the right things. I would stare somebody in the face and, you know, maybe headbutt them or something like that. I'd make a show out of it. But if you gave me $100 million, I would get in the ring with just about anybody with the notable exception of Mike Tyson. Yes. I don't care how old that guy is. I think he's to be feared because he is a monster in the ring.
Weren't we just looking at something a little while back with the guy that antagonized him on the plane? Yeah. And then he unleashed on him.
Yeah, he really did. And rightly so. I'm sorry. Absolutely.
That other dude knew what he was doing.
First of all, the plane behavior has gotten out of control. I wish Mike Tyson was on every flight.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the significance of 'big bladder energy'?
0:00–0:33
2
How does morning breath affect relationships?
0:33–0:56
3
What led Preacher Lawson to get fired from his job?
0:56–1:11
4
What experiences shaped Preacher's journey in comedy?
1:11–1:36
5
How does Preacher feel about performing in Las Vegas?
1:36–1:55
6
What was Preacher's audition experience like on AGT?
1:55–2:40
7
What challenges did Preacher face in his comedy career?
2:40–2:59
8
How has social media impacted Preacher's success?
2:59–53:56