TCB Infomercial w. Preacher Lawson

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What is the significance of 'big bladder energy'?

Kristen Joy Hoadley 0:00
I did have a couple gay roommates.
Preacher Lawson 0:16
Now at the same time, I wasn't like living in a gay house, but I had a gay roommate. I had a gay roommate when I was living in Orlando, Florida. And when I first moved to L.A., I had a gay roommate. And we shared a room. It's expensive. And I'll tell some guys that. They're like, you shared a room with a gay dude? I can't share the room with no gay dude. And I'm like, why?

How does morning breath affect relationships?

Preacher Lawson 0:33
You don't trust yourself?
Bryan Green 0:39
On this episode of the Commercial Break.
Preacher Lawson 0:42
I want to date a girl that's like, I really like. That's the main thing I like. Yeah. Is when the girl like me. You know, that's my number one thing. You like me? Oh, wow. We halfway there.

What led Preacher Lawson to get fired from his job?

Kristen Joy Hoadley 0:56
Are you a boob guy? Are you a butt guy? No, I'm a guy who's into girls who like me guy.
Preacher Lawson 1:01
Yeah. I'm a light guy. I'm a light guy. And what if she doesn't have a booty? Does she like me, though, with her non-booty? That's all I give a shit about.
Kristen Joy Hoadley 1:09
I can deal with the rest.

What experiences shaped Preacher's journey in comedy?

Bryan Green 1:11
The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.
Kristen Joy Hoadley 1:20
commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Kristen.
Best to you, Brian.
Kristen Joy Hoadley 1:28
And best to you out there in the podcast universe. A new day, a new dollar, as they say, Kristen Joy Hoadley.
Bryan Green 1:34
I thought it's new day, new dawn.
Kristen Joy Hoadley 1:36
Oh, it is?

How does Preacher feel about performing in Las Vegas?

Kristen Joy Hoadley 1:36
I don't know.
Bryan Green 1:38
I don't know.
Kristen Joy Hoadley 1:38
I'm just, you know, checking the revenue line. New day, a new dollar. Yes. I think we made a dollar. We'll find out at the end of the month. Hey, did you hear... About the most ridiculous thing that's ever happening? That Jake Paul is fighting Mike Tyson?

What was Preacher's audition experience like on AGT?

Bryan Green 1:55
Did you read about this? I did indeed see the clip, you know, the news headline. And I thought that is ridiculous.
Kristen Joy Hoadley 2:01
Mike Tyson rips a Mike Tyson sized hole in the middle of Jake Paul's chest. I really do. I think that guy is such a... yahoo i just completely and there's no doubt he's a fighter like he can fight he's now had a number of you know fights and he's done well in most of them and so i'm not looking for a fight with no because i don't fight that's not me but i just can't stand the guy he drives me fucking crazy and him fighting mike tyson at 57 years old i think mike tyson really has the upper hand here
Bryan Green 2:34
Good for Mike for even agreeing to it.
Kristen Joy Hoadley 2:36
He is the best professional fighter since Muhammad Ali. Maybe the greatest ever.

What challenges did Preacher face in his comedy career?

Kristen Joy Hoadley 2:40
And he knocks people out cold. And I'm on board. I'm on board with this. I just say July 20th, Netflix. I'm excited to see what happens. It's going to be on fucking Netflix.
Bryan Green 2:52
Yeah, that's right. It's their first live sporting event.
Kristen Joy Hoadley 2:55
Well, what a way to go. I mean, how much do you think they're getting paid?

How has social media impacted Preacher's success?

Kristen Joy Hoadley 2:59
How much do you think they're getting? Tens of millions of dollars each, right? It's got to be. Like, I think Floyd Mayweather makes like $100 million. He made $100 million for his fight against Pacquiao, if I'm not mistaken. $100 million! Now, I am not a fighter by trade or by want or by desire. But I will say this. If you paid me $100 million...
Bryan Green 3:22
You'd get in the ring?
Kristen Joy Hoadley 3:23
I'd get in the ring. I would get in the ring. I would train up like a little Rocky. You know, I'd take a day. I'd do a little Rocky montage. I'd chase the chickens around, beat the meat, run up the stairs or in phases, like, you know, some stairs in the morning, a few more stairs in the afternoon.
Bryan Green 3:38
Two at a time.
Kristen Joy Hoadley 3:39
Two at a time. Take a break to smoke a cigarette. Get up to the next two stairs. You know, I would do all the right things. I would stare somebody in the face and, you know, maybe headbutt them or something like that. I'd make a show out of it. But if you gave me $100 million, I would get in the ring with just about anybody with the notable exception of Mike Tyson. Yes. I don't care how old that guy is. I think he's to be feared because he is a monster in the ring.
Bryan Green 4:09
Weren't we just looking at something a little while back with the guy that antagonized him on the plane? Yeah. And then he unleashed on him.
Kristen Joy Hoadley 4:18
Yeah, he really did. And rightly so. I'm sorry. Absolutely.
Bryan Green 4:24
That other dude knew what he was doing.
Kristen Joy Hoadley 4:25
First of all, the plane behavior has gotten out of control. I wish Mike Tyson was on every flight.

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