Kristen Joy Hoadley
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
The fuck do I care?
If I can just survive 10 years,
How many minutes are in a round?
Three minutes?
If I can just survive 30 minutes worth of fighting, I think the paycheck will have been worth it.
Don't you think?
That's life-changing cash.
We could go back down to one episode every month and we wouldn't have to worry about it.
You might get serious head damage.
That's why I won't fight Mike Tyson is because I think all it takes is one punch from that guy.
Those are murder weapons in his hands.
Honestly, his hands are murder weapons.
And if you put me in the ring, scrawny little, shitty little, non-fighting Brian in the ring, and I get hit one time squarely on the jaw...
At least my kids will have the $100 million.
Actually, think about it.
I'll fight Mike, too.