Kristen Joy Hoadley

You are on an epic tour right now.

Tell me, are you a big fan of the touring?

We talk to a lot of comics, and some of them say, yes, it's just my natural state of being.

I like being out on the road and changing up scenery.

And then quite a few will say, no, it's just part of the gig, right?

I just do it because I have to.

How do you feel about the tours?

You quit before you got fired.

That's what happened.

That's what I used to do.

I knew my time was up, so I would beat them to the punch.

It was kind of like, that's my track record of the relationships, too, is I would just break up with them before they had a chance to break up with me.

I'd spare myself the embarrassment.

But you know, now the TSA, I don't know if you read the story, but the TSA is now testing in Vegas.

I saw that.

You can go through the TSA security by yourself, and they just walk you through the process.

And if you have a problem or a gun, I guess, then they'll call you out on a screen.

Yeah, it's a self-checkout, self-check-in.

You just walk through the TSA.

You put your hands up so that they can screen your body and throw your bags through the machine.