Kristen Joy Hoadley

I'm having a hard time putting thoughts together.

I don't think I should be driving.

Like I am really fucked up.

I woke up one morning and I was in a cold sweat, like having a panic attack, but I was also tripping my balls off.

I was, couldn't focus on anything.

It was really a weird feeling.

I think they put some really strong stuff in there.

I guess that's why the kids like to drink the NyQuil, huh?

mountain monster meth yeah yes ma'am yes ma'am uh okay so enough talking about your tripping let's do this cryptic cryptid pregnancy okay i believe the official medical version like the definition of cryptid pregnancy is someone who does not know that they are pregnant until they actually give birth which i understand happens more often than you would think it does

Can't believe it either.

I didn't know I was pregnant.

Yeah.

I couldn't watch that.

That'd be either.

But I want to review a Dr. Phil episode that someone sent us that I watched a little bit of, and I thought this is definitely commercial break fodder here.

This is not that kind of pregnancy.

They're misusing the term.

I don't think, I don't say Dr. Phil is that people who are on the show are misusing the term.

Do you want to get into this a little bit?

One lady thinks she's having five babies.